Im 38, but Ive been Cryogenically frozen for the past 20 years, so technically my body is that of an 18 year old. It really sucks because I have the maturity level of a 38 year old, yet I cannot drink or engage in sexual acts with those my age. Im tired of 17 and 18 year old blondes with tight bodies and Orlando Bloom obbsessions. I need a heavy 40 year old mainer without teeth to get the job done. Goddmanit, now Ive just made myself depressed. fuck. Goddmanit sticky.icky why are you such a FUCKING NARC.