Not sure which direction my life is headed

cornholio

cornholio

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Guys, I'm fucking sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fucking cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fucking hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart and a gorgeous southern bell. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all fucking worse is that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea
 
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oh fuck you got me. hahaha the second time i read it i realized that part about the pineapple hahaha that was good
 
This is too much. He's a great dude, but in a thread totally unrelated to 1337./Jamie, to use those pics is...weird.
 
Here's what you do: Turn to a life of crime. It's easy; all super villains have done it. I would suggest undergoing some sort of experimental chemical mutation, but the trick is to find out who your main foe will be, so you can plan accordingly. Try to design your powers in a way that will work against his, just like rock beats scissors or paper beats rock (even though that's totally unrealistic, because a rock would just smash the shit out of a sheet of paper). Also try to see if you can go through some sort of emotional transformation due to the actions of your foe, so your actions can be fueled by your lust for revenge. After you've established yourself as a big name in the town you live in, then you can broaden your range and start to move up in the underworld of villainous activities.
 
welcome to the world of rejects. You know a lot of people like that fall into drugs.

Here is some advice, if your life sucks ass. Then change! step one, go back to school, if you cant get out of your dead end job, that means you barely have high school education. So open a brochure about school and read.

If you feel you dont belong in your world, then get out. Dont think about how happy you will be with cash, girls and drugs. In your situation, you will never have it. Just be happy about what you do and what you accomplish, not what other people have. I am broke as shit, I have nothing much and I can barely afford the place where Im living. But I got a rad job that takes me out of this world for months on end...I work on a ship, and I love it.

And if your a troll, take this long post, and shove it up you penus
 
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