Not sure how i walked home last night...

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Sokiem

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but i guess i drank 36 beers

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Melonchaly: shall i start the cooking then?

Sokiem99: yes please

Melonchaly: oh just relax youve had such a hard day at work

Sokiem99: mashed potatoes and steak i presume?

Melonchaly: ill clean, ill do it naked too, would you like me to do chores naked?

Sokiem99: oh yes

Melonchaly: anything else then dear? perhaps a blow job when its all done?
 
yeah alcohol is bad for you......can you tell

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deff.

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I seriously agree.

It depends on the time period of this 36 beers though... and the fact if its really a fact.

 
your so full of shit

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iv had 30+ beers in a night before and you dont see me breagining about it

ohhh wait nvm

but i dont recomend it taht night i passed out on the shiter

what happined to drugs, sex, & rock and roll...now adays we have aids crack and techno.......

GNR

 
he just wants attention

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That is so stupid I may have to massacre the pope in the sandbox!

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yea this one night i smoked a quarter of purple haze had 2 slips of acid snorted 3 kilos of coke drank 2 bottles of JD 2 shots of heroin 5 pills of E then topped it off with an 1/8 of shrooms ...and then i dono how i got home man

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Here, I'll do a little bragging. Because I'm finally sober, and it's about 24 hours later.

Start drinking. Friend hands me coffee mug full almost to the brim of something. I chug it. Mabye 15 min later I'm having a little trouble keeping my shit together, so I do another one of his mixes. Turns out it was Jager, Vodka, and something else mixed together. That was just the start of my night.

I drank half a bottle of Jager by myself. The big bottle too. And half a bottle of vodka too....... i think?

Yeah, I had a good night.

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You know Ethan Allen right? Okay well he was drunk and he walked home during winter (I know its not winter) and he passed out and died in the snow. Not cool.

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he should have used the buddy system then he wouldnt have died

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haha 3 kilo$$$$ of coke! holy $$$$$HIT!!!! $$$MONEY$$$ lol what would be a lot of money. and your would die hahaha....

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yea i was being sarcastic i couldn't afford 3 kilos of coke right now

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idk about the 36 beers part, but thats alwys the craziest if your pullin in the driveway, and you try to think back, and all you can rember is pulling out of where ever and then pulling into your driveway, and nothing inbetween i always have to go out and check my car to make sure i didnt kill anyhting on the way home, luckly nothing yet.

 
or u know, you could not fucking drink and drive

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why the hell does everybody brag about how much they drink, or the fact that they are gona go get drunk?

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o goly g u drank 36 beers you are so cool i wish i was u ur my hero

fukin faggot

that not even cool thats just fuking stupid even though i doubt it true

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yeah u would die from the amount of alcohol

what's up now bitch

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well let me tell you right now, YOU ARE ONE FUCKING DUMBASS. So is the creator of this thread

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wow soooo 36 beers and you think you didn't bone a fat chick? haha yea right

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y do u brag i kno htats a large amount go get drunk have fun but dont come on a site and brag about it....and he wasnt even sure he said aprently he did that means his friends who where drunk at the time told him that.

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man you would be SOOOOOOOOO fucked up, if not dead. Maybe they would just all cancel ech other out? Humm maybe they would alll cancel each other out.

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okay buddy so half a bottle of jag, if your talking abou the big bottle is 26 oz. so you had 13 oz. half a bottle of vodka the same thing. 26oz. so 13oz.

13oz. + 13 oz. = 26oz. SO you lied and then tried to cover it up with some numbers which went on to prove you are a lair and a fuckbag. you are now

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ooo ya so i uhhh had 4 shots of captains last nite. im hard core. i dont know why im tellin you fucktards cuz i had 6 shots of popov friday and a duece of high life. but i could do 36

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you are for sure the most hardcore drinker here because popov = the worst alchohol ever...nice work

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the best answer on that thread.... hilarious

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ok think about it

most things say its about an hour a beer

now if he started at say 6 witch is kinda late for sokiem to start drinking (started with gold sloger at 4 once with him)

Say he stays out untill 4am thats 10 hours of time for beer to get out of his system so its like 26 beers.

He also drinks alot, so i can see it.

 
this animal of a kid drank 33 one night... but he isn't normal... haha any more than 15 in about 5 hours and i am done for. don't know how everyone is bragging about drinking more than 30? maybe you should smoke some dank and not have to down unreal amounts.

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course its possible, all you gotta do is drink over a longer period. you wouldnt drown, cause after about 6 or 7 you've broken the seal, and are pissing out liquid as fast as you're consuming it.

and yeah, theres been a ton of nights that i dont remember how i got home.

and big bottles arent 26oz, those are the small ones, big bottles are usually 60oz

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a buddy of mine was drunk and his dad knew so he just started running and woke up the next morning like a mile away in someones yard.

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thanx, well seems how i cant afford grey goose, and im used to popov by now dont really mind it that much

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
haha

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just had to repeat this.

drink and drive, and I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. if you don't take care of it yourself..........

are people really that stupid?

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~~ Phunkin Phatt Phreerider ~~

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" just rub man, That's all there is to it. If you don't think you're doin it right, rub harder." - xtakewarninx
 
AHAHAH! That was an awesome post.

-at least you went down naked-

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believe it or not im not bragging, in a 24 hour period my bro drank 44 cans of beer............................. that might be because hes 6ft 5 and weighs like 320 pounds and is an alcoholic

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