Norwegian Chick

Jake...

Jake...

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ok so i live in canada, and i met this chick online from norway. Im not some phyco rapist or anything, so dont get me wrong, but she is comming over to canada to see me... anyone else ever experienced anything like this.. like we tlaked on the phone... ive seen what she looks like ;), but what am i in for.. hot sex or fucking hell?

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
I donno but you have 420 posts...dont post for a little while

$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

*High North Session 3*

already killin it
 
i guess you will find out when you meet her... haha hope everything works out and that shes not a he or a psycho... if they are.. take a picture and post it and tell us all about it

 
shes not... lol ... but really i have no clue how this is going to go down...

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
yes... thank god.

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
ask her if she douches...and then ask her what kind of toilet she has and then decide from there

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
 
what if shes one of those girls who doesnt like to shave anything and shes got like mad hairy armpits....

 
You're probably making this up. But if you're not (which you are) either: A.) Watch out because that's super creepy to take a transatlantic flight to see someone you met off of the internet. B.) She's super rich. C.) She vants a green card.

'dude, that one band that talked about child slavery, they owned' - midwest_jibber
 
nice dude, get us the update-age

does any1 no the name of the song that goes WHOOHO! dunananna WHOOHO!skierdude11

please... that is not a question... it is a quote. i know the song. and no, most of you have it wrong anyway.
 
men like hair....especially pussy hair

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
 
^ im hopeing b)... and im not making this up.. lol why would i post a thread about made up shit.. :S.. anyways...

oh im 16 shes 16... so i dunno bout that greencard thing....

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
just 16 and shes coming? this may be a littel messed up. its def either shes wack or rich

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
her mom is comming on a buisness trip, so she is comming along with her..

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
thats so weird that shes 16 and is commin to see you... thats either alittle obsessive or way too creepy at this point i cant decide...when is she commin to see you?

 
lol if i were u i wudnt get my hopes up. its too good to be true. its just some fucker playing a prank on u. me n one of my friends did that to someone once (someone we know) because this guy thinks hes soooooo hot and hes really fat and ugly and covered in acne. he got all excited and went to meet the person at the airport to find no one showedd up

NS SKATEBOARD
 
This sounds fishy.

David Steele

Park City Water Ramps- July 10th-17th

What will you do with your summer?

Girls just don't understand boners...-skifiend

"You may be right, I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for"-Billy Joel

 
shes gunna just end up being some 80 year old man who liked children and tries to lure you to her secret lair by setting out a trail of sweet sweet candy

-Keegan McGinnis.

-newschoolers.com.

-ski for life.

-nwft.
 
Get ready for some serious partyin,

shots, skiini dipping, saunas, and general mayhem

swedish, norwegian, icelandic, finnish. oh so gellin

Stress will get you nowhere,

 
def. watch your back dude. ask to meet here in a specific place and then dont meet her there just kinda chill like down the street or somthin and make sure shes hot

this is not a signature.
 
have you seen her picture yet?

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
post her pic, i met a girl off the internet once, she was cool, but wasnt hot but i already knew that. well then never saw her agian. and another girl said she was gonna come up from ohio but was just being gay

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
^^ local good call.. im gunna do that... wait for her to be there jsut chilling,,, and leave if its some phyco guy that is gunna rape my ass ..

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
sounds like something in napoleon dynamite

i cant take him[liam downey] seriously cuz his name reminds me of that downy bear from back when i was a kid -d loc

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-Melvs
 
have u ran this by your parents yet?? I mean, thats kind of a wierd conversation. Im meeting this stranger from Norway that i met on the internet... Im sure most parents would be all for that.

I ski at the crappiest hill ever...

 
this thread made me laugh out loud.

I had a chick ask to meet me after like 2 minutes.she sent me a photo and asked what i thought. She was fugly. I never thought of doing shit like that again. EVER.

 
were l;aughing at u because u think norwegia is a place lmfao i laughed out loud at that too. its NORWAY and u call people from norway norwegians. got it? you everything thats not white and christian hater

NS SKATEBOARD
 
make sure she's not associated in any ways with Michael Jackson, if yes, shoot her, if not, she might be one of those sexy blond haired blue eyes norwegian girls...

Gravity sucks

'Weighing in at only 125 lbs, I could easily bench double my weight as a senior in H.S.; maxing out at an outstanding 245 lbs. I still had the build of a small person.' - d-loc

"I only drink on 2 occasions. When I'm thirsty, and when I'm not."
 
OMFG JAKE....omg man you are crazy...this is fucking hilarious omg i cant stop laughing...yo us three should go to the movies or something man...yo post some pics of that shit....

DFSC-Reprsent

NUFF SAID

 
ya... i dunno its kinda wierd....

so nice that its nasty,....
so bangin its bustin,....
so sweet that its sick,....
so dope its disgustin.
 
Well if she does come over and isn't disappointed when she sees you, then you're in for some mad steamy sex until she leaves cuz it's not that often that you two will be together given the Ocean and all that.

But there's always a chance that she's a man looking to rape you so if I were you I'd be sure to be packing when I meet her.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
It was Micheal Jackson you were talking too.

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
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