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What the fuck is up with that place? Every single skier is so fucking good. Its a damn breading ground. Every-time an edit comes out from either a Norwegian or from a location in Norway its going to be epic. Hot damn.
 
and y are all the girls so hot? i was there for a week this summer and i had a raging boner the whole time, y cant the girls in my town look like that?!?!?!?!?!
 
I live there, but i'm currently in Oregon as an exchange student. I'd do anything to go back home for christmas.
 
Apparently they are just better than the rest of us; have hotter women, better skiers, bigger mountains. I want to go there. Now.
 
Well actually the rockies are quite a bit bigger than their mountains to my knowledge. Their mountains rise up from the sea, therefore they aren't as big elevation wise.
 
Yes, but their mountains are alive with magic and wonder and the aforementioned nordic beauties and their golden vages silly goose.
 
Yeah, dritt means shit in Norwegian.

I'm half albanian and half norwegian, so if someone are talking shit to me, I just pull the "racist card", hahaha:]
 
because the norwegian government has been genetically expirimenting in secret for over ten years to produce the perfect freeskier.

they serve us, at every skiresort "protein bars". which is basically filled with hormones and cromosones to make us ski better.

thats why.
 
I'm half Norwegian and half Danish and I WANT TO LEAVE NORWAY... NOW!

alcohol is too damn expensive, sure the agelimit is 18 - but 10bucks for a sixpack ?!

I'm gonna go to school in Oregon in 2-3 years I hope !

but yeah, the norwegian girls are hot - Swedish girls are the HOTTEST. and Danish the easiest /claim for Denmark
 
we aren't Euros ! we're Scandinavians ! and btw, the gay part... you got us confused with brits and germans !

Scandinavian blod consists of pure ownage and epicness.. why do they call us Vikings? that's why.

/double epic claim

//fail thread that has turned into claim thread
 
Norway has been proven the best country to live in health wise and shit. And Norway is also the country with the most cash ! :P but the fact that all of Norway's money is being locked in a bankaccount to "wait for bad times" instead of using it to decrease taxes and prevent bad times from happening.
 
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