North Korea wants to bomb us.

Reportedly Kim Jong-ill, the greatest athlete known to man won the first edition of the Ultra Bowl by himself with more then 80 touchdowns, whilst simultaneously writing three best-selling novels.

In their shame other countries tried to cover it up and pretend the Ultra Bowl never happened, but we know what truly went down.

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He also is the worlds greatest golfer.

"In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf."
 
I think you could count on one hand the number of people that would give a shit if we leveled that whole godforsaken country.
 
Yeah, sad thing is probly a ton of North Koreans would take the bomb over their fucked up reality of slowly starving to death under horrible oppression. And also I'm not advocating for bombing them, I'm just pointing out no one would care.
 
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea has never hurt a fly.

The united states on the other hand... kills hundreds of innocent civilians on a weekly basis.
 
kim jong il is also a very talented cinematographer. a leader in the north korea film industry. he, himself invented many filming techniques such as multi-camera shooting. north korea is best korea
 
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