North Korea seem to have put a man on the Sun.

[Jaggy_Snake]

"We are very delighted to announce a successful mission to put a man on the sun. North Korea has beaten every other country in the world to the sun. Hung Il Gong is a hero and deserves a hero's welcome when he returns home later this evening"

Source: http://www.tweaktown.com/news/35032/north-korea-confirms-it-has-landed-a-man-on-the-sun/index.html

Seems legit.

Can't wait to see his return.

 

[bakedpow]

hype hype hype hype!

 

[SFB]

WOW!! incredible!!

 

[ggfski42]

Lol, " hes bringing back sun spot samples to show his uncle, which he will probably show off to the world soon."

 

[deleted5]

There are going to be so many conspiracies about this, but like the moon landing I'm sure it happened.

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

Dude, im so over you conspiracy nuts. He was on the sun, be happy for him.

 

[SamtheEagle]

seems legit

 

[b-kul]

it was safe because he traveled in the dark. why has no one else thought of this?

 

[JuliusJ]

Jesus, this. You kids always need picture or video proof.

 

[PKNeison]

Thank God he went at night when it wasn't as warm - he'd a been roasted alive during the day.

So inspire, wow.

 

[Bagels]

Hung Gong so hot right now

 

[Mama.]

hahahhahahahaaa

 

[Culture+]

SWEET! I wonder what type of ship can withstand 6000 degree molten iron and gas

 

[Miomo]

Because everyone knows the sun is made of iron!

 

[Tinga]

wouldnt the sun sink out of space if it was made of iron?

 

[maximiliaan]

Somebody did his homework today...

 

[GANKI]

that's one way to get a killer goggle tan

 

[Snowtorious_BIG]

And it only took him 4 hours! Holy shit this guy should get an award

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

no, god put his light into it so it will float.

fucking moron.

 

[El_Barto.]

lolol

 

[GaryColeman]

Tweaktown seems like a credible source, can't wait for his triumphant return

 

[ski.cats]

its fully believable that north korea would try to report this

 

[Phil-X-]

The sun is off at night dumbass

 

[proZach]

Hahahahahahahahah

 

[steezburgereddie]

he must have found a really small sunspot since most of them are bigger than earth

 

[Pillow_Line]

Hahahah wait it only took him 4 hours to get there?? Totally legit story.

 

[ABdrummer]

Unfortunately the news source that "broke" this story is an Irish satire site. It's kinda sad how believable this is though

 

[yuck]

its fully believable that a western media outlet would try to report north korea trying to report this

i feel like people believe everything they hear about NK just because of how secretive it is. but a lot of stories about NK are later exposed as fake shit just made up (usually) by Chinese media sources or news blogs or whatever. its sorta ironic, the way that the secrecy/privacy of NK leads everyone to believe basically anything and everything they hear about NK, when NOBODY in this thread has been there or really knows much about it.

that being said, im pumped for Hong King Kong cuz hes getting LAID fer sure.

 

[CluckaChuck]

Wonder if Hong took any selfies

 

[mski]

fuck that, i went to the sun last week

 

[ModMommy]

excuse you, the article said he has one. They're pretty small in pictures.

 

[Seany.n]

this is sooo fake it would obvs take at least a day or two

 

[Brule.]

 

[theBearJew]

No way man. 4 hrs and you're there with a strong tailwind. few hours to collect samples and probably 5 hours on the way back cause of the headwind.

 

[arnie_grape]

this series is a really cool watch

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[Benson.]

I lol'd.

 

[louie.mirags]

...

 

[humpty]

because it winter the sun is colder rite?????????????????

lul

 

[swoger]

Can't wait to see pics!!

 

[El_Barto.]

but it aint winter in the eastern hemisphere right now?

 

[act.resist]

North korea is the most smartest country wow how do they do it

 

[Edward.]

Are you arguing that North Korea may actually be nicer than is portrayed in the media?

 

[freestyler540]

Meh, Im sure if FOX news decided to pull that off in the US, some americans would believe that too

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

 

[theBearJew]

That guys not Korean....

 

[Byron_tha_gr8]

the sun changed his color

 

[theBearJew]

Duh, wow I am stupid.

 

[marsh.]

Sounds like this guy has a bright future ahead of him

 

[PacificRimJob]

Well, now he's blackanese so...

 

[Bateman]

and you have a tiny dick

 

[Backyard.Skier]

good old north korea doing what they do best