Noone cares that you tele.

i get what the thread starter is saying but i have so much respect for those guys that i cant hate on it, although im not to fond of it either.
 
ok and yer name have Switch in it, and im goign to assume that you can ski switch and that is why you put it there.

NO ONE CARES YOU CAN SKI SWITCH im pretty sure most of us here can. so quit yer bitching.
 
From what I understand the whole point is to make it easier to go up hill correct?? (skinning) That seems to me like your making it easier for BC hiking to get to secluded spots. Therefore it is functional and has a purpose, I'll respect most things that are different as long as they have some constuctive purpose. If it makes it easier to ski up mountains and you have to ski slightly different as you come down then so be it, I'm not gonna hate on something different just cause I don't do it. I don't hate on snowboarders for doing something different, snowbladers are kinda weak skis if you ask me so they get a bad mark from me but I still won't hate on ya if you ride them. I will hate on some turd for having an "I'm better than you" attitude, no matter what your riding on.
 
to those who want to say they respect telers cause its harder, thanks but i want respect for ripping a big line... look at my tracks respect that look at the trick i just threw respect that, not the fact im doing it on teles.
 
PART 1: First of all, SwitchMahFucka or however you spell that... you are a bitch for even caring and posting this shit in the first place. I dont tele because i think people will care except for fags like u that think your hot shit when in reality u probably suck dick at ALPINE skiing in general. We are still on skis and who gives a fuck. Your a bitch and whatever you can do on Alpine skis i could probably do on tele skis. You are a fucking cunt.

Part2: first of all im going to hunt you down and cut off your nut sack, then im going to force you to eat your own balls, one by one. After that I'm gonna pinch a loaf on your face then im gonna proceed to force you to puke up both of your balls, one at a time, and then we are gonna go to your mom's house and i will then pound her butt hole and then blow my shit all over her face, and you and your dad are going to have to watch the whole thing of course, then you are going to hand feed your mom each of your testicles, and make sure she chews them, and finally im going to go into your bathroom and pee on your seat, and definitely not flush. And just for good karma's sake, im going to take your mom out to a nice seafood dinner so that she can get the taste of ball sack out of her mouth.
 
i personally dont understand why anyone would choose to ski tele in the park... id rather snowboard then strap on a pair. but that being said theres no reason to hate on it. Some of the chillest kids ive jibbed with ride teles and they kill it
 
this is a pic of a patroller i ski with at my local hill shredding at jay... on tele

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knowing my luck, the pic didnt work, so ill post the url if it didnt

if it did, then nuff said.
 
I'm thinking of buying tele skis as my next skis, cause my Public Enemies are on the way out, I just put a mini rocker on them when i banged the tip on the post of a rail a few weeks ago. Im probably gonna be a pussy and try to find a cheap pair of alpine park skis though and just use teles all mountain and for powder, cause i don't have the skills to ride them in the park.
 
i think that kinda sucks man cuz unfortanutely thats all i've ever thought about teleing. i've respected it soooooooooo fucking much, but you just made realise i was respecting that they were on tele's not actually what they were doing, just the fact that they were doin it while on teles.
 
The guys that tele at my hill are old and do those really slow, slidy turns down the hills. Like not fast or carvy at all. It really makes me not want to do it.
 
its really too bad that tele skier ty dayberry owns your bitch ass and all your friends and family man. seriously.
 
reading this thread has confused me and then confused me again and again.

first, the kids hating on tele: i don't get it- are you all aliases? i just don't see what there is to hate about teleing... i've never tried it and don't particularly intend to, but some of my friends do and they seem to like as much as i like alpine skiing. as far as i can tell (and mr threadmaker i promise you i'm much better traveled than you when it comes to skiing) telemarkers don't have a different attitude to anyone else. i've never been preached to by them and mostly they seem like chilled out mountain guys. if anyone (as a group) has attitude it us- newschoolers bitch about other types of skiers the whole fuckin time- cross country, big mtn, tourers, telers and even racers just do it coz they enjoy it and don't care what is deemed to be "cool". the same cannot be said about newschoolers.

Aenigma: thanks for posting that vid i enjoyed it a lot- who's the guy?

yeah so basically all the nonsensical tele-haters: fear not, puberty will come and go soon enough. its just a phase.
 
i just tried it for the first time, its scary at first, then i got the hang of it, but its really tiring, takes alot more leg strength then regular alpine skiing
 
"Pretty much" all I want to say is fuck you. While that might sound as simplistically moronic as both the title and content of the thread you've created, it's "pretty much" exactly what i'd like to say, looking you straight in the eye, before i rip off your stretch antifreeze crowbars and break your fucking nose.

how old are you? you know what, that doesn't even really matter - the fact that you went to this much trouble just to start some hateful shit speaks volumes to your maturity. you, my friend, need to grow up, gain some perspective, and spend your time more productively than just spewing negative vibes on the Internet - i hope i never have the painful experience of meeting you, not just because i'm sure you're a hormone-charged worldclass wigger douchebag, but also because you'd inevitably say something derogatory to me, the guy wearing tele skis in the park minding my own business and trying to just enjoy skiing like we all love to do, and then i'd be forced to utilize the optimized mobility my tele skis allow me come over and beat the living shit out of you.

fuck you. fuck you again. you epitomize every single little thing that's wrong with our sport.
 
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