NON skiing spaaaaaaaaaaansership

[TheStamos]

I want to be spancerredered by hefty Garbage bags and Butter. what are your potential contracts this season?

 

[jonnydub]

"spancerredered"

holy shit what a crazy word

 

[redpointist]

dammit, you ggotta take out the trash to be spancered there

 

[SeanB]

I'm gunning for Captain Morgan and Aspirin sponsorships, wish me luck

 

[TheStamos]

OH shit have you seen the new aspirin pro model!!!! Dude your gonna be insane to rock CaPn and aspirin at the same time, you will bleed to death via papercut!! SOOO progressive.

 

[SeanB]

what can I say I'm cutting edge like that, keep quiet about teh aspirin pro models though, I shouldn't even be talking about them.

 

[A_W]

I'll be riding for Jack in the Box this year. Look for the fat kid with a white helmet.

 

[EC-Tom]

I've just landed a contract with Disney. They are hitting me with a pair of Mickey BC's and the ever so rare Lion Kings Pipe skis. I'm looking forward to it. Along with the skis comes a free hat....with mouse ears!

 

[waynewong]

my roomate a few years back sent in his snowboarding resume to charmin brand paper products (that happy methed out teddy bear/toilet paper)...the girl he spoke was into him so she set up a phone meeting and while no real sponsorship ever developed (he now rides for volcom and k2) he did get a free teddy bear

 

[WIfreeskier]

OE

 

[freestyler540]

I hope i get one from duct tape.

 

[MarkieR]

crayola is hooking me up with some free crayons. also, sharpie is giving me a pile of those key-chain markers to tag stuff with the name of our crew: the "sippycups".

 

[Da-Phunk]

domino's word. i get the side orders and all when im hungry. they have a mobile restaurant following me around and by having me eating there it attracts more customers.