Non-ejecting Binding Official Rumor Thread

[Jihaddist_jibber]

I've been hearing some rumors from some big insiders in the industry, but apparently there is a new binding being developed that makes sure you never fall. I don't know much but what I've been told is that this binding apparently never ejects, so you'll never be able to fall because of it. Seems like something very useful for application in the back country. Would you guys buy something like this?

 

[jompcock]

i've heard a bit about this two. i wonder how it would work for a park application.. maybe it;ll let you ride out sideways to prevent edge catches

 

[GayWolf420]

idk dude all it takes is one brutal tibfib, knee, or hip injury

 

[a_burger]

yo i got this one

wheres my money ski industry

 

[little1337]

How tf does this work? I can't imagine a good outcome from it

 

[Jihaddist_jibber]

idk dude all it takes is one brutal tibfib, knee, or hip injury

None of those can happen unless you fall?

 

[Bended_Toenail]

None of those can happen unless you fall?

Yeah............ this is a troll right?

 

[koolkale]

finally a product I can stand behind. I hate falling and then having to walk uphill to pick up my ejected skis. I would much rather fall and then get right back up without any of that ejection nonsense. All that time spent chasing skis adds up.

 

[Jihaddist_jibber]

Yeah............ this is a troll right?

I am just reporting on what i've heard. The idea in theory makes sense to me

 

[weastcoat]

Look pivot 32’s. Car springs placed in the binding for ultimate hold.

 

[Chunderface]

Lolllll at mfers taking this bait.

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

allow me to introduce u to an industry secret

 

[jakeordie]

Something's gotta give

 

[NateDude]

So I started down the hill and immediately pulled my airbag. Because obviously having a balloon coming out of my backpack would have to keep me up and help me get more airtime on my jumps. But I still fell and both skis came off and shot down a tree well. The whole hike down to the lodge I was so pissed. Is my backpack broken??

 

[SofaKingSick]

So I started down the hill and immediately pulled my airbag. Because obviously having a balloon coming out of my backpack would have to keep me up and help me get more airtime on my jumps. But I still fell and both skis came off and shot down a tree well. The whole hike down to the lodge I was so pissed. Is my backpack broken??

I think your settings are off a little. If it works right the helium balloons will float at the perfect level above you so that you can ski and move but can't fall because you're being held up, like a puppet

 

[RIP_leos_shack]

Anytime my skis have fallen off have been because a: my bindings weren't adjusted properly, b: the heelpiece ripped out of the core, or c: it was a gnarly ass fall and the bindings did what they were supposed to.

 

[Pipe_Munky]

sounds like the old Marker Comp 30 when set to 30

 

[Ryanvdonk]

just replace your springs with a stack of washers.

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

sounds like the old Marker Comp 30 when set to 30

The fact that his downhill skis snapped like twigs before that binding released scares the shit out of me to this day.

**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2021 at 3:50:34pm

 

[SavageBiff]

Yikes that was fin gnarly

finally a product I can stand behind. I hate falling and then having to walk uphill to pick up my ejected skis. I would much rather fall and then get right back up without any of that ejection nonsense. All that time spent chasing skis adds up.

The fact that his downhill skis snapped like twigs before that binding released scares the shit out of me to this day.

**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2021 at 3:50:34pm

 

[skierman_jack]

I’ll still buy pivots bc they’re expensive and pretty colors so even tho I suck at skiing I can look rich and cool

 

[little1337]

The fact that his downhill skis snapped like twigs before that binding released scares the shit out of me to this day.

**This post was edited on Feb 22nd 2021 at 3:50:34pm

*loosens dins*

 

[hi_vis360]

[tag=241335]@Jihaddist_jibber[/tag] I'm pretty sure they're only available on the 2022 Oakley Osama Pros, the toe piece has a spring made of compressed camel hair

 

[jompcock]

[tag=241335]@Jihaddist_jibber[/tag] I'm pretty sure they're only available on the 2022 Oakley Osama Pros, the toe piece has a spring made of compressed camel hair

 

[Jihaddist_jibber]

Anytime my skis have fallen off have been because a: my bindings weren't adjusted properly, b: the heelpiece ripped out of the core, or c: it was a gnarly ass fall and the bindings did what they were supposed to.

notice what you said, "my skis have fallen off have been because a: my bindings weren't adjusted properly, b: the heelpiece ripped out of the core". You wouldn't of fallen if your bindings never had let loose.

 

[hi_vis360]

can't wait to mount up some of these with the new look pivot 15 halal camel hair edition

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[skierman_jack]

I am still waiting for the day someone ponies up and has these put on custom ON3Ps

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[WisconsinDogfart]

I’ve heard about some boots that will be mounted directly to the skis.

 

[hi_vis360]

I’ve heard about some boots that will be mounted directly to the skis.

are they made of sand though??

 

[ColoradoDogfart]

wait you guys dont already do this?

I just drill my boot directly into the skis

pros of this

- never have to worry about leaving your skis or boots behind

-cuts weight

-dont have to worry about mounting skis

-ultimate flex of ski

-imporved aero dynamic

-super core

cons

-none!