Non-Breakup Sex

PhattTim

PhattTim

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Okay, so in your guys relationships, how much sex do you have. And this has to be a serious answer, don't say like 15 times a day, be real here. How often do you guys do the wild monkey dance with your relationship partner?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

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as much as possible, werkin during the day and my girls got school so we dont see much of each other during the week but anytime.

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
I was pounding my girl so hard that we had to stop for two weeks cuz she was so loose but it was 3 times a week and now she pregent it is no times a week

There is no such thing as shitty snow there is only shitty skiers.
 
Slipknot knocked her girlfriend up.

Anyways, I have sex depending on our schedules,during 4 months now the most I've had sex was twice during the weekdays and 7 times during the weekend..

So that's 9. But last week I only got laid twice :( But if I saw her everyday,we would have sex a couple of times everyday,she's a nymfo.. Yesterday when I held out on her (her parents were home and the squeaky bed was giving me a heart attack) ahe said I wouldn'tget any for a week,then two hours later she text messaged me and said 'Be here. Tomorrow. 1 pm. Be satisfied' I was. And another weekend coming along with her whole family going to their cabin...im in heaven. AND I get to go skiing on saturday WOOHOO! Thank you all for reading the first paragraph and bored to death.

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My girlfriend lives about 4 hours away from me, so we go at it like rabbits whenever we see eachother.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
8 to 10 times a month

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
what ur not gonna fuck ur girl while she preggo? it perfectly alright, in fact doctors encourage it

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
^Oh do they I didnt know that hmmmmmmmm i never thought of that I might poke my kid with my dick.

There is no such thing as shitty snow there is only shitty skiers.
 
last year was like everyday pretty much, this year its like once or twice a week

'Don't fuck with me 'cause I'm going to delete everything you ever post and have ever posted - Flanker, A moderator
 
whenevr im lucky

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'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
Slipknot, a womans vagina's average deepness is like 17-22cm if I remember right.. Then you go like 5-8 more cm to reach the uterus.. I doubt you have a dick that long to POKE your kid. And so what if you do,he'll just beat you in the head with a baseball bat when he gets bigger than you.

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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
few times a week on average, but when the weekends role around we tend to kill the average. few times each night on the wknds.

 
In my past relationships, everyday, sometimes 3 times a day even.

Girls are not allowed to fart or burp, therefore we must bitch or else we will explode
 
3times a month

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once in the evening and once in the morning. weekends are no brainers. go ski with your buds, come home get in a hot tub or shower with your chick and give it all the energy you got left then eat some food smoke a J and fall fast asleep

sacrifice, to some its just a word, to others it is a code, what matters is the colony, he is willing to live for the colony, fight for the colony, die for the colony.

 
i havent had sex in a long time, thats all ill say

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'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
damn, i still have my v card

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ya slipknot, read my sig bitch

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
damn...im still a virgin. sucks for me.

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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but the cat died enlightened.
 
a lot when we first got together (like at least once a day) but then once we moved in after a year or so it was probably only 2-3 times a week.

and once after we broke up

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
Oh man- well the highschool gets out earlier then junior high so i dont see my girl till about 3:30- then we drive to daycare adn pick up her lookalike and i drop her at ther house and i take the other one back. lol sometimes i get them mixed up. but they dotn say anyhting because shes a mute and the other ones blind

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haha, dude, you serious? surely not.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

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%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
'No shame in being a virgin, im only 16. I think its too young to lose virginity anywyas'

too young? my rule is as soon as your age ends with an 'N' then ure set. and if ure a dumbass, that means. Seven. seven, and it JUST so happens to be the first number in the number line with a V in the name, and viginity has a V in it. so does beaver. and vagina. and vaginal canal, coincidence? i think not...

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never mind fuck that. im a retard. five has a v in it. but 5 doesnt end in N. so five is too young. seven is right on the money. and you can only have sex on days that end in y.

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nah you're still a retard

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

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%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
nope sorry never will come, u waited too long, past ur prime

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
For the first month we were going out it was probably every other day, so about 3-4 times a week. Lately we've both been busy and when we're together we're close enough that sometime sex isn't that important, it's just being around each other, cuddling, whatever. So it's only once or twice a week now... but I'm sure when finals are over we'll fuck like rabbits.

'If there's a nipple, download it, then delete it.' - Matt Harvey
 
^ the first part of that was good, the second just funny...fuck like rabbits...haha oh man when its my turn, watch out...

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Smile! (It scares people)

 
hahaha, whatdya mean when it's your turn?

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
haha I don't just go around randomly fucking people you know...I'm gonna wait til I get a good one first!

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Smile! (It scares people)

 
oh, I understand now, gotcha, hehe, carnage

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
havent had a gf in over 7 years, and we didn't do it all that often. young, afraid, whatever.. now i feel as though i'd want to do it every day. im far too physical a being to not have it in my life any given day, meow
PS PHATTTIM IS AWESOME. MAY YOUR SPIRIT LIVE ON IN THE NS COMMUNITY, MY BROTHER!!
 
well lets see, prob like once or twice sometimes we would skip a day or two, some days we would go out at it. it all depended
 
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