All right, I'm about to drop a dog-knowledge bomb on your head so get ready for it. All these people have shown you dogs that are just aight, nah'm sayin?
what you NEED is this:
A mah fuckin bedlington terrier!
Now, you may say "but it looks so fluffy and happy" and things like that, but NO
these bad boys are killing machines. You ever seen a greyhound run? well these fuckers are a cross between a greyhound, a whippit and some god damn terrier, making them fast as a motherfucker
I have one, and he runs circles around other dogs, he taunts them with his speed just for fun
and now you'll say "but I want a REAL dog, a dog that might bring me back a trophy kill"
Well this is the right damn dog for the job. My bedlington has managed to catch and kill racoon's, rabbits, birds, whatever you want, the majority of which has been ON THE LEASH. Do you know how hard it is to surprise a racoon while on a 15ft piece of cord? I think not, because your obviously not a bedlington if your reading this on the internet.
But seriously, look at the puppies!
and then the bad ass adults
And they don't even shed!
if jackie chan was thinking about a hypoallergenic dog breed, and came across bedlington's, this would probably be his reaction because of how dope they are
But seriously now, if your looking for a hypoallergenic dog, I highly suggest bedlington's. I've had two and they were both fantastic dogs. There's obviously zero hair to get all over your couch or all up in your allergic nose. They have unreal temperament. My dog is so chill its unbelievable, but then it's like he switches on the fuckin' nas and goes bananas with toys or running outside in general which is hella fun. Also, they're like the perfectly sized dog unless your one of those people who just wants some monolithic fucking great dane swinging its iron rod tail into your ballsack everytime it gets happy. finally, every single girl I have ever met has thought my dog was the cutest thing ever. If I was single I could take him to the park and get numbers like you wouldn't believe.
TL/DR: buy a bedlington
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I've owned three, they're the best. Rosie just passed last year 
