no sporks

taco bell..more like taco hell. here is my taco bell story. the downtown taco bell, is right next to the ped mall where all the bars are, im so in there after bar close for some nachos. there is a huge line of drunks and mid line they announce they are closing so some dude grabs all the huge ass glasses and starts filling them at the soda fountain and mad tossing them over the counter at the worker, just bombing them. then 2 dudes got in a fight over who was first in line to the pisser , I left and never ate there again.

 
The spork is the best invention ever.

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I smoke chewy like a mothafuckin nut

You got a gram bag hit the zags and roll her up

Cuz a nigga like me can't fake it when I'm high

Get the Visine for the tight red eyes

Jump in the Cutlass with the niggas from the set

The blunt went out but we ain't done yet

Get another one blaze like a barbeque beef

It ain't nothin like a blunt for the funk in ya teeth

Yeah, I'm a skinny 6'5 motherfucker

If you didn't know me you would think I was a clucker

But I'm not a clucker I'm a dodger and a ducker

Come a little closer I'm a show you I'm a punch ya

And if I can't beat you I get my gun and I'm a buck you

Turn you over like a little bitch and I'm a fuck ya

-Andre Nickatina

 
I just wanted to let you all know that people everywhere are now celebrating national spork day which is december 18. i dont know, we just picked this date because our vanadlism with sporks about 8 years ago reached an all time summons worthy high.

T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.

 
there are sporks at my school because they think were not safe with knifes, and there are knifoons, and spooifes

-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice

-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime

-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee

 
whoh, thought the alien was back and that the NS spork reserve needed to be opened........ thank god i'm wrong.

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- Ian

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek
 
thats only for real emergencies. and rumor has it that the ns alien will never show his face again...so what do we keep the sporks for?

-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
 
This may be a stupid question, but I've only heard bits and pieces. Who/what is the NS alien? As far as I can understand it's when it says that 25 users are logged in but only 24 are in etc.

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
i dont know about the 25/24 thing.....but its a dude.....with noe name.....and there are fakes..people that made names with jsut a space...

my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair

-lateralis

 
SPORKMANIA

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Suicide is your way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.'
 
i think that the spork have lost all comedic value.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**
 
yeah the alien thing is a little played out now, and half these cats dont even get it

-Dan

RED SOX
 
but the alien is so ingrained into the history of ns, that it can never go away

-Joe

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

Golden Wheel Chair Award 2004-09-21

 
Sporks are the best. If I had invented sporks, or the orange construction cone, I;d be rich

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Formerley 'Skierguy48' orginal member # 30,116

E.C.S.M.
 
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