No Poles???

are you kidding me?

1. If you ski with no poles your chances of getting recognised as a good skier drop dramatically

2. If you ski with no poles not only will snowboarders call you a try-hard for trying to be EXACTLY like them, but snowlerbladers will associate themselves with you and other skiers will ignore you

3. If you ski with no poles it is lots harder to get speed for jumps (can't pole in)

4. If you ski with no poles you lose tons of balance, which causes you to wind shitloads of windows down in the air and completely kills any chance you ever had of being stylie

5. If you ski with no poles you might as well do aerials (or snowlerblade)

i think i've madre my point.

 
^ now we wouldnt want to risk scaring off sponsors now would we?? Skiing isnt supposed to be fun its for making a name for youself, right?

you have no point

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