No poles this x games

[fr33rid3r]

ive heard that they are banning poles at this year's X games and US Open. sweet move yeah that's dope. skiing is heading in the right direction.

 

[Bepo]

riiiiiight.... and where did you hear this?

 

[fr33rid3r]

tanner hall told me. and because of the rule change pep has decided to compete this year.

 

[Caveman.]

that would be shitty, im not against no poles at all, i think its steezy but poles shouldnt be banned

 

[bigwhite.steeze]

yup.

 

[Half-Blood]

Right.....

 

[Adrenaline]

ha ha ha. if anyone takes this thread seriously, they need to discover drinking or come out of the hole called their parents basement...

 

[Holte]

on the flip side, shaun white just told me that all snowboard competitors are required to use poles this year.

 

[Kevski]

i wish i didn't read bullshit, but it can't be helped on here. wonder how many people will rock no poles, though?

 

[Beariums]

no poles is lame as shit... fuck no poles.

 

[MadSteezin]

no poles is fucking gay unless your injured like me...

 

[Beariums]

i heard your a faggot!

 

[Kevski]

shit, this is turning into a no poles discussion, i'm out

 

[Fish_Sandwich.]

haha good move.

 

[poniverus]

someone was bored enough to start a prettty sweeet thread......

 

[dweezileast]

I like your view on no poles.

 

[DietCoke]

hahahahaha well said sir

 

[jedi.Jim]

Why why poles be banned?

 

[Aclique_Clothing]

there not, poles will never be banned ever. its a part of fuckn skiing they will never ban it

 

[kolekaine]

man ur a goalable dumb fuck if u believe this

 

[oompa]

dude you are the dumbest motherfucker in the world. FUCK YOU!!!!

 

[fr33rid3r]

do you have sex with men too? im sure that "feels right"

 

[fr33rid3r]

goalable? gullible dumbass not goalable. i guess goalable would be like something that is easy to score in???

 

[jedi.Jim]

Sorry, my earlier post is meant to say Why would poles be banned?

 

[TheButterHashira]

because you touch yourself at night.

poles to skiiers are like wings to eagles we just cant function without them unless we devolve into penguins

 

[anxju]

haha i chuckled

 

[aidansheahan]

O RLY?

 

[pbandj]

duct tape that shit into you hand

 

[liquidsword]

haha i like your sense of humor. can't believe people believe you they get mad anyway

 

[Jhorski]

I'm with you man, if skiers didn't have poles we'd be nearly as lame as snowbladers

 

[Fintendo]

I heard that in the next X-games you are automatically omitted from ranks if you don't spin under 720 and lose the poles and act a modest elitist asshole who can't be tamed and is baller as hell. This rule change was made due to the reoccurring threads on the internets consisting of faggy little bandwagon fanboys.

 

[~Joe~]

the new thing is gona be holding uzi's instead of poles, im calling it.

 

[lalalalaura]

I hate you on a personal level.

And not because of what you said, but because you bothered to even say it.

 

[alaskakid]

 

[alaskakid]

 

[eheath]

Hahaha the WORST attempt to spread a rumor on NS.

 

[Gnarshred]

Wow, I havent been on NS in a while and this is the first thread I read haha Oh well, its good to be back, how is everyone doing?

 

[Fintendo]

Timmy got aids, Skiierman got into Harvard and is going to see the shitty side of life in gastrology.

 

[Gnarshred]

wow lot has happened... any Nantuckets this summer?

 

[dave44]

wow, is clothing banned this year too? what about skis?

 

[eheath]

you kidding me? nantucket can't be topped.

 

[Gnarshred]

Yeah, he is truly a legend... *nostalgic sigh*

well hopefully i wont start wasting too much time on here again, but I suppose there are worse ways!

But i actually want to meet people this time, because i know basically noone on here, and ive been a member since 2004...

Sorry to jack your thread btw...

 

[DopeSauce]

I tried that once. Ripped a hole in my lip

 

[itsmuhammed]

on your own

 

[Typical]

I hope in 10 years your are on the board deciding the fate of poles, and you are out-voted and poles are banned fo eva in ski competitions.

That would be a slap in the face. Aaaaah ha ha.

 

[jp_draves]

i duno, for just riding around buttering, no poles is the way to go.

for jumps, no poles

for rails, poles

for actual skiing you def need poles

 

[skierman_number1]

To get Pep to compete again, I'd ban poles.

 

[Bepo]

i wouldn't, if the guy wants to act like an arrogant asshole let him, he just wont be winning comps with a 180 any time soon

 

[Klick_2_klaim]

i heard there werent going to be any comps anymore.

something about skiing being gay and no one having fun.

 

[wils.]

aha tanner hall told me

 

[kozy]

they should be optional