No parents for the next 5 days! What to do?

.SimonB.

.SimonB.

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Here is the deal, my parents are leaving on a trip for the next 5 days and no one but me will be home. Give me some ideas of shit i should do. Anyone could think of throwing a party and walking around naked, so be original. I was thinking something along the lines of setting up a summer set-up in my house.
 
dude throw a huge party, invite like everyone. trash your parents house. that shit is so fun, and your parents probably will only ground you for a day. while you are grounded walk around your room nude.
 
smoke blunts naked in the kitchen while cooking your favorite foods. summer set up in the house is a bad idea unless you want to fuck shit up real bad. how bout you just live like you own the place for 5 days and you'll probably enjoy yourself.
 
actually, throw down. no one, except for the cops, can ruin your night. get bombed and have a good time, tell some bitch she has to suck your dick if she wants in to the biggest party of the year
 
whoa whoa whoa.

when my parents left and i was younger. (im assuming you are younger) they always had my grandparents come and stay with us, or ship us off to friends houses.

otherwise, fuck bitches, get money? hahaha

dont clean up after yourself,

paint your bedroom a different color?

eat a shit ton of food thats bad for you?

drink mtn dew past 8pm?

dont eat your green beans?

sounds like fun to me!
 
catch a couple squriels, let em free in ur house, get ONLY ur skiboots on, eat some shrooms, try and catch the squirels with a blowgun...go rambo on their asses
 
shit with the door open, jack off in every room in your house, form explanations for the neighbors 7 year old children when they catch you jacking off in the kitchen
 
how can u even ask this question you definetly party like a rock star. Best time ever, your more than likely going to get laid and have so much fun.
 
build forts....in every single room. with tunnels connecting everything. an indoor set up will fuck up the house, but forts are awesome, and they won't screw up the house
 
17, but my parents trust me like i am 20. pretty cool i guess. just dont want to fuck up their trust by getting busted throwing a party.
 
when my parents go out of town, i try to have a get together or whatever, but instead i smoke weed for like 8 hours straight and pass the fuck out around 9.
 
Clean your house until a point where your parents are ridiculously paranoid that something went down.
 
Go to bed early

I had the house to myself for a week. Catch is, I live out of town, and I'm graduated. I only spent one night alone, Hot tubbed everynight, had a bunch of people out on various nights. BBQ'd. stayed up past 10pm. It's awesome, I like keeping the house clean.

And pooping with the door open is awesome
 
watch porn on your biggest television.

no screw that. just get a case of red bull and try to not sleep for 5 days. if you make it you'll of beaten my record. oh and for the record, when i did it, i didn't drink but 1 enerby drink.... booz...
 
take advantage of this please. Call your best buddies, get COOL chicks (hot ones that aren't annoying and will respect your shit) set up a pong table in your basement and let shit happen. these kind of parties are chill as fuck. try to invite a girl that you know you have a chance with too..makes shit better for you.
 
throw a huuge motherfucking epic party. then clean your whole house up (like everything) and you're parents'll get back and love you.
 
if i was you i would call my girl friend and have crazy sex in every inch of my house for the next 5 days.but thats just me
 
dude throwing a house party is bound to get shit broken, stolen, and caught probablly. just stick with this idea... they are usually not sketchy.
take advantage of this please. Call your best buddies, get COOL chicks (hot ones that aren't annoying and will respect your shit) set up a pong table in your basement and let shit happen. these kind of parties are chill as fuck. try to invite a girl that you know you have a chance with too..makes shit better for you.
 
Obviously my vote is for this, but I'm sure if he listens to any of these people this will end up happening anyways.
 
yeah this is the best idea. its wat i always do. kids who throw huge parties at their parents house always regret it because shit always gets destroyed or stolen.
 
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