Oh, I have some good ones.
"Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says"
"Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers"
"Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over"
"Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead"
"Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim"
"Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax"
"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"
"Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years"
"If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While"
"Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures"
"Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead"
"New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group"
"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"
"Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing"
"Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff"
"Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training"