No joke, i just called the white house...

StevenSegal

StevenSegal

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and they fucking picked up, i didint think it would work so i freaked and hung up. don't believe me?

1-202-456-1414
 
they probably have a bunch of receptionists....so its not like ol' billy's gunna pick up.
 
I got this number from the anrachists cookbook, its legit check it yourslef, no its not my phone i dont care enough to answer my phone, hello whitehouse in a womans voice. fuck guys if youve got long distance you might as well call, its kinda fun.
 
ya so ive know thisd number for 2 years. it was a random fact when i signed out once. all of newschoolers called it in like 3 days and when i called the lady goes "you stupid kids need to stop calling her". Also you can ask to talk to bush and theyll let you leave a message, i doubt hed hear it buty what ever
 
haha, way to keep up on the times. He's been president for how long now? Ahh well, billy was better anyways
 
my friend once called buckingham palace nd they got this person on the line saying that this if you arent serious they will trace you down nd get interpool on you.

Like ofcourse its bullshit to make ppl scared. But when you call it nd u hear someone saying it...
 
my grandma is extremely against bush and she sits home and watchs cspan and cnn all day and last month she called the white house 62 times (1 month) to give them a piece of her mind
 
^hahahah...i just went "dad i got the white houses number!" my dad.. "please don't call that son"
 
I fucken loved billy as pres. I dont know why the press made such a big deal about who he was nailin. Who the fuck cares if he was rammin some chick? Dope president. Bush just comes across as a dick to me.
 
because who wants a president that cant manage his own love life, let alone a whole country. It also gives a bad impression to international governments knowing that the US has a president that preaches all these good things yet is banging some chick
 
i just did it and i said "hi ima from canada is the peraadent there " the guy on the other end said "ima soory he is unavliable right now , if you would like to speack to him call back at the hours of 9am to 5 pm , stantard eatsern time"
 
Me and some friends went to the governer's house and rang the bell and they start talking to us through a loudspeaker, and the person is like why are you calling, I am thinking what the fuck is he talking about, then he is like how did you get this number and I said I was at the front door, then he just was like oh uh goddbye. What the fuck
 
i live in DC and when this hurricane went through, our houses were flooded up to the first floor. my neighbor who works at the pentagon had a bunch of shit float out of his basement, which i went through and found a shitload of files that had white house #'s in it. there was also a black dildo, which i threw on my neighbors front lawn and they almost had a heart attack finding
 
yea i have a mad long list of numbers btw, queen eli, kim jong il, and a few i would suggest you never call unless you really wan to get a visit from the boys in blue...
 
did they all come from the same place, and what kind of places are we talking where you would get a visit
 
you know...they have tours and stuff like that at the whitehouse, and information. with many receptionists and secretaries
 
you guys should start a crank yankers show for the white house. lol.

NO BASHING BUSH! he's a dag chill dude, and his bro is awesome, too.
 
i really want to post some, but i dont want you guys getting in trouble, hres a few teasers...

202-343-1100:EPA.

800-523-0677:ALCOHOL TOBACCO AND.

202-545-67**:PENTAGON.

sorry but i havent tried the pentagon yet, i have the number but fuck pm me if you really want the last two diits.

call these at your own risk, and please fuck with the EPA.
 
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