No handed pee

Drail

Drail

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yea, so... i'm not going to lie - i am drunk. well, here's the thing. When I drink, I enjoy peeing, with no hands. Taking a big pee, drunk 'in stuff, and you just let it go.

side note: getting a lady friend to hold it for you while you pee.

ps: mods. yes, i know. delete this if it as to.
 
yea i would do that outside but not in a house (mine atleast)
It doesn't matter how much you wiggle and dance the last few drops come out in your pants a great moto to live by
 
Lol, it's an enjoyable experience (especially if said lady-friend is assisting) but I do agree that a hand is necessary for the last drop or so--no one likes to get piss on their jeans.
 
i decided it would be a cool idea to walk home from a party so i ran 3km. i had to piss so i started running sideways while blasting a gnarly stream with no hands on the go. i can only hiope i got none on my jiberish., time will tell
 
running naked while peeing is a blast as well!
or when you're peeing freehanded, just do 360s, if you do em right you won't even pee on your pants !
 
i once pooped while rockclimbing, easily 150ft high on a vertical rockface, it was one of the raddest things i've ever done ! :D
So if pissing off a balcony is your thing, you should definately try crapping !
 
I have a few spots along I-70 I like to stop to pee. Like EB right before georgetown there is a rest stop with a huge cliff I love to just unzip and let it rip no handed.
 
everyday i get off the bus, and while walking down my long driveway just whip it out and take a. sweet walking piss
 
i pee no handed probably half the times i pee, just pop it out, lean back and let it rip. you don't need a hand for the end of the pee, just to shake and tuck it back. Drunk or sober the no handed pee is the most satisfying pee.
 
SERIOUSLY i know the cure!

When you piss just do 360s on the ground, no need to jump, just rotate around a bunch. your pee will projectile out of range from your clothing and the headrush will fuck you up haha
 
I prefer taking a piss with only a cape on and both fists on my hips like a superhero. Like this only with no clothes and more pelvic thrust.

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i wasn't sure how to put this but now that peter posted he inspired me

if you guys have that much trouble peeing no handed and you are dribbling on your pants then you might just need a bigger peter

no hate just straight talk haha
 
pissed off a huge cliff, the stream was chillin in the air for a bit then into the lake. :O so nice. then i did a backflip (like 30 feet over, not in my piss ahha) such a prime moment.

i wanna piss off a cliff in the winter and see if it becomes ice b4 it hits the ground, then shatters.
 
lol +k and to the guy wanting to poop off the cliff in winter hoping it will freeze you are going to be disappointed as it will not freeze by impact.
 
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