I rocked 9 days last year around. If you don't count sex a couple more.
Honestly I think that was probably my record since the first time I came. I know some people casually go like 5 million days all the time but that was never my jam.
Maybe, maybe I've come close to 2 weeks once or twice in my life but nothing more than that guaranteed.
I remember when I was in HS ish? people were trolling this christian forum. There ended up being thread about people trying to stop masturbating. I eventually got banned/blocked for writing something not even trolling just telling people they weren't going to hell for jerking off. Apparently that was a lie. But there were people talking about putting pictures of jesus on the wall of the shower so they wouldn't do it. But then some still would. With white jesus less than 2 feet away staring them down as they savagely beat off to god knows what. Probably some of the funniest shit I ever read. People doing ridiculous shit to prevent themselves from jerking it in fear of burning in hell.
Oh the internet, what a time to be alive.
