NO F*CKS GIVEN, NS

dijon

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I WANT SOME EMBARRASSING STICKERS, NS

PLAYTEX, PORNHUB, TROJAN, WHATEVER WORKS!

TELL ME HOW I CAN OBTAIN THESE
 
I agree with lenconl, a sponsorship of some sorts must be obtained... maybe through a sponsor me edit would be best
 
ROUGH DRAFT

"I LOVE YOUR PRODUCT, SO MUCH SO, THAT I WANT TO EXPRESS MY LOVE BY ADVERTISING IT ON MY BRAIN BUCKET WHILE I GO FRENCH-FRIES DOWN THE PARK. WOULD YOU BE WILLING TO SEND ME A STICKER PACK OF SORTS. THANKS, FROM A VALUED CUSTOMER."
 
I'm pretty sure you can legit send a sticker request to pornhub. Idk where I saw it but its worth a shot.

Op better at least try
 
13401827:gengar. said:
you have to film a porno to get pornhub stickers. everyone knows that

Post up, OP!

OP, this obviously means gengar wants to film a porno with you. Take advantage of this opportunity for all of humanity!
 
Pornhub provides one sticker for every full rights dick pic you send them. However the size of the sticker recieved depends on your penis size so if you want to cover your helment you will probably need to dedicate a 8 gb hard drive to dick pics.

lol literal hard drive
 
13402031:ANUSTART said:
Pornhub provides one sticker for every full rights dick pic you send them. However the size of the sticker recieved depends on your penis size so if you want to cover your helment you will probably need to dedicate a 8 gb hard drive to dick pics.

lol literal hard drive

Dude hard drives are so last year. You need a full on flaccid drive if you want to go pro these days.
 
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