No Clothes Party

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Mr.Crunklefruit

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So tomorrow night Im going to a party were no one is allowed to wear any clothes. Its not like a bunch of naked people but you can't wear any "traditional" clothes items.
I need some good witty ideas. I'm a college student so think of things that I can get in less then 1 day
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Get a box paint it black. Cut out two Leg Holes and write censored across it. Some kid in my town did this for Halloween and got a bunch of props..
 
dress up as one of those indian snake charmers, acquire a box and wear around your waste and leave the top open, get turban and that annoying indian instrument. Get a hot girl to come over to you and start playing the instrument meanwhile your getting a boner and its rising out of the box just like a snake would.
 
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but cut out the mouth and the dick, trust me im a Dr.
 
wrong time of year, but a leaf bag, cut three holes in it and wear it as dress. or make a garment out of old chip bags/
 
Last year one of my buddies cut a hole in the bottom of his hamper, filled it will ball pit balls (not sure where he got them) and wore it. It was a awesome. Someone else I know wore a sock. It was awful. I fashioned a drawstring bag into overalls.
 
different color duct tape around a normal clothes, enought to make it lok like your wearing all duct tape
 
caution tape

if you have a craft store near by, go by some fake leaves and make a leaf toga

or just wear an actual toga
 
most peoples dicks arent small enough to hide behind one post it note, but you basically just admitted that yours is.

pwnededddddddddd
 
30 boxes and garbage bag pull straps to hold them together.
like an indian loin cloth. might have a slight breeze....i hope they know about shrinkage....
SEINFELD REFERENCE MOTHER FUCKERS
 
tape a couple candy wrappers to your junk so noone can see it...and thats it. see what people say haha
 
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