No alcohol contest

[kaspar^^]

Me and one girl started a contest, who of us can last longer without alcohol, but we have to find some punishment for the loser.

So my quiestion would be, what could be the loser's punishment?

 

[OhMyBosh]

Loser = winner's sex slave.

 

[connoroh]

alcohol poisoning.

 

[BdoubleU]

^^^....would be good.

or you could both just get really drunk and fuck anyway? win win imo

 

[nickyp]

Win or lose, you win. Unless she is into weird stuff. In which case, you lose, hard.

 

[shredables]

loser buys the winner a bottle and a bag of soft, then you both get goosed. win-win

 

[Calb3rt]

you speak like you are dependent on alcohol...

 

[OhMyBosh]

I'd win more if she was into weird stuff... chicks who are boring in bed piss me off.

 

[doublexl]

i know right. how hard is it to not drink?

 

[kaspar^^]

im pretty much sure i can last longer, but she doesn't want any sex involved punishments...

 

[OhMyBosh]

why the fuck are you dating this chick?

 

[doublexl]

whre did he say that...?

 

[skiierman]

this is the worst contest ive ever heard.

 

[OhMyBosh]

ah. i guess i totally imagined that part.

in that case, why is this chick having a contest which results in the loser being punished, where the punishments cant be related to sex?

 

[liftedresearcher]

what would you be trying to prove?

 

[samwise]

Man, you stoopit.

 

[IanAdams]

This.

 

[Shredneck]

harder than one might think

 

[superpoluha]

the sex one sounds good

 

[infedel_one]

friends bond when you drink together

 

[M+M]

took ns way less time than i thought to come up with some sex related joke

 

[Frazelli]

something with sex or the loser cant drink for another i dunno 2 weeks or something

 

[Alex_G]

if you lose she gets to have sex with you. if she loses you get to have sex with her.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

why are you winking at us? it makes me feel awkward

 

[*Get_ill*]

This

 

[1337]

real question is, is she hot? I want pics

 

[ZavierV]

This contest should be reformatted to be a "no sobriety contest"
Staying sober isn't challenging, it just sucks.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

just make her buy you a jug if she loses. or vice versa

 

[no_steeze]

is it that hard not to drink?

it's a retarded contest...it's not like you won't be able to last, you're just seeing how long you can go without substance assisted fun

 

[Frazelli]

let us kno who wins!

 

[Blurst]

ya really. A much better contest would be both of you get addicted to meth and you have a contest on who can last longer without that.

 

[Balto]

this

 

[Gorilla.Steeze]

why would you make that bet? totally not worth it imo

 

[roor]

are you by chance a moron or a mormon?

 

[creamypies]

haha yes

 

[vincepru]

hahahahah that was a well needed laugh!

seriously though, this contest sucks, i would rather get drunk...

 

[timmi]

i think its a pretty good bet. i know i cant not drink when im out at a party.

 

[Mavrck]

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[jnizzle]

hes not, cock shiner.
jk i just wanted to say that.