Ninja or Pirate?

dude, you have something about ninjas in your sig.

i was just thinking about this like 2 minutes befor i read this and here it is. must be fate.

i'm gunna go w/ a compromise of a ninja of the sea with a ninja sword in one hand and a hook for the other and a parrot to do everything else for him sine he has no actual hands.
 
oh yeah well ninjas and pirates and vikings have nothing on samurais man. they like drink the blood of their enemies. and hery kery is come pretty crazy shizzat
 
no, see there's two different levels here. there's the ninjas vs. pirates and the vikings vs. samurais. and basically it's ninjas owning pirates and vikings owning samurais. although i'd say the samurai vs. viking is a much closer battle than the ninja vs. pirates one.
 
Haha Samurai vs. Viking is a different kettle of fish.

Hey I've noticed something...

OK first movies with pirates, Jerry Bruckheimer directed 'Pirates of the Carribean' and it had an all-star cast of Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Geoffery Rush and Kiera Knightley. Then you've got movies with ninjas, too many to name. And guess what 'The Last Samurai' starring Tom Cruise was about.

There's a severe lack of movies with Vikings, about Vikings, or even with dudes wearing horned helmets. Sure there was 'Eric the Viking' made by the Monty Python cast in the 70's, but there's been no modern movies incorporating Vikings into the plot, and no big stars in hollywood want to be Vikings, as if.

 
i'm just gunna take a shot here but................

anyways, yes, someone NEEDS to make a viking movie. it would dominate.
 
the samurai? i mean there were like a few ninjas but come on don't tell me you confused samurai with ninjas...

pirate fans check out The Pirates! An advenutre with ahab and An adventure with Scientists by Gidon Defoe...

it just proves why pirates rock so much more
 
Oh wait yeah, there were a few ninjas in the last samurai, didn't they hiss? But no, I wasn't confusing samurais and ninjas.
 
first off, my good buddy steve's arguement had 1 major flaw, tom cruz was a samuri not a ninja there is a difference.

where i come in,

its the pirates life for me, yo ho yo ho.

me: "why is the rum gone"

my buddy: "you drtank it all"

me: "why does my head hurt"

my buddy: "cause the rum is gone"

and finnally always end with a quote, cause sombody has alreeady said it better than you ever could.

Because mutiny on the bounty's what we're all about

I'm gonna' board your ship and turn it on out

No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder

'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder cold cold getting colder

Terrorizing suckers on the seven seas

And if you've got beef you'll get capped in the knees

We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest

And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest

Most illingest b-boy I got that feeling

Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

Snatching gold chains vicking pieces of eight

I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate

We got wenches on the benches and bitties with titties

Housing all girlies from city to city

One for all and all for one

Taking out MC's with a big shotgun

All for one and one for all

Because the Beastie Boys have gone AWOL

Friggin' in the riggin' and cuttin' your throat

Big biting suckers gettin' thrown in the moat

We got maidens and wenches man they're on the ace

Ah Captain Bly is gonna' die when we break his face

Most illingest b-boy Well I got that feeling

I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

Torching and crakin' and rhymin' and stealin'

Robbin' and raping busting two in the ceiling

I'm wheeling' I'm dealin' I'm drinking, not thinking

Never cower never shower and I'm always stinking

Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey

And when my girlie shakes her hips she sure gets funky

Skirt chasin' free basin' killin' every village

We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage

Most illingest b-boy Well I got that feeling

I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'

I was..

I've been drinkin' my rum a Def son of a gun

"I fought the law" and I cold won

Black Beard's weak Moby Dick's on the tick

'Cause I pull out the jammy and squeeze off six

My pistol is loaded I shot Betty Crocker

Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker

Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state

And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to Hell's gate
 
my first post in this thread is from exactly oneyear ago today. yay. but i still would rather be a ninja, and want to be a samuri
 
they are not called ninja swords and stars. they are katanas and shriekens. also there was a thred called nijas or raptors where every minoritie group was represented and it was decided that the best fight would be ninjas and vikings. god
 
i'm a ninja that gets hired by pirates. so like, a pirate-ninja. i spend my time at sea. climbing around the masts and shit. and killing fools on other boats for my pay. i use my ninja skills to like sneak attack and assasinate fools.
 
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