Ninja or Pirate?

No, I'm a Pirate for life. ARRRRR!

But Space Ninjas would take the cake though... IF there was a battle between Space Ninjas and Space Pirates, I dunno who would win :S
 
a ninja will kill everyone on the pirate ship before they can even get their dumb cannons loaded
 
ninjas are sooo fucking sweet they make me want to pee myself. and a ninja would totally flip out and kill a whole island of pirates, then wail on his sick axe while he had rowdy ass sex with like 100 super hot babes. duh.
 
dude..pirates have fucknig hooks instead of hands..that shit is way ahead of their time..and besides..what can ninjas do besides get all emo and cut you up and flip you over and shit...pirates can tar and feather you and sink your ship with a canon and lots of other cool stuff...i mean ninjas dont even rape and pillage..wheres the fun in that?
 
ninjas can kill all ur pirates before you load the cannon with gun powder, pack the iron, get the wick ready and then light it. my ninja skills will go invisible and then slice ur ass off so i can make you wear it as a hat
 
exactly man..all you guys do is run around in the dark with your big swords killing shit and yelling shit...pirates have bad fucking hygene, metal apendages, lots of gold, and CANNONS! i mean how pussy is it to just cut someone up..its much more badass to sink you with a canon and make you walk the plank...i mean c'mon guys
 
my father was a ninja and my mother was a pirate so i am a pinja. i get the best of both worlds.
 
Most ninjas are mammals that fight all the time. Robert Hamburger, author of The Official Ninja Webpage (http://www.realultimatepower.net/) and the subsequent book Real Ultimate Power, loves ninjas with all of his body (including his pee pee). However, Robert failed to acknowledge the existence of non-mammalian ninjas, such as the reptilian, amphibious and avian varieties.

Idiot Japanese ninjas, who run around in pyjamas, are said to have awesome skillz with various weapons, but they were also said to be able to fly. Any non-Japanese person who claims to be a ninja is retarded and should be treated as such.

A pirate is a person who lives at sea and wears arrrrrrgyle socks. When they were molested in their youths, they all lost one leg and/or one hand and/or one eye, so they walk around with a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch, screaming "ARRRRRRGH!"

Many years ago, pirates were infamous for raiding European trade ships, stealing their treasure and hiding it in their asses - hence the word "booty". There was a time when pirates were endorsed by the kings and queens of Europe to raid merchant vessels from opposing countries, which sucks 'cause we can't do that now.

SOOO...

Since ninjas would probably have to sail out to the pirates, they would be sunk by the pirates' cannons. Some argue that ninjas could fly to the pirate ships. These same people would argue that when the pirates would shoot pistols at the ninjas, the ninjas would deflect the bullets with their swords. These same people are also retards. If (and this is the more likely possibility) the ninjas stayed on land and let the pirates come to them, they could take them out one at a time as they came down the gangplank, or defeat one longboatfull at a time. Since a realistic text battle between the two entities will probably never take place, the question will unfortunately never be answered.
 
what are you talking about? ninjas totally flip out and kill pirates all the time. there are pictures. that means its true.
 
ninjas are cool provided they are insane martial artists. pirates are filthy drunkards, so i think being a pirate would be more fun
 
fucking ninjas all the way. we would totally sneak up on a pirate before he would even get a chance to use his cannon, and would be gone before he knew we cut off his other leg.
 
pirates would just sit off the coast and blow up the ninja's town with their cannons, pirates would own
 
yea ninjas do pretty much own all

1.they play kick ass guitar solos

2.they can kill an entire country in a matter of hours

3.they have huge pork swords

4.they invented magic and bioslime
 
ah man..im dissapointed you feel that way steve^ but lets think about this

pirates own all because they

1. Usually have fucking beards which makes them about 100 times cooler than clean shaven ninja fags.

2. They dont wear tight black clothing, i mean seriously ninja is pretty much a mix of emo and goth.

3.Pirates coin frases include shit like "arrrrr" and lots of swashbuckling other good things.

4. They get to have boats and canons and shit, all ninjas ever get is ther sword or little metal star things, and they dont have any badass trademark forms of transpertation.

5. And lastly you dont see johnny dep playing any parts in movies as a ninja do you?

I rest my case
 
ill give pirates swashbuckling, but thats it

ninjas swords cut right through anything priates shoot at them, also, they can fly

johnny depp? come on, we have tom cruise
 
ninja are cool and shit but you know what they say about asian guys and pirate got the piliging nothing is more baddass then a good pillage
 
its the sad truth man...its simply fact that pirates are the shit. Although this is clearly true, some find it extremely difficult to mentally accept such a concept.
 
Ninjas ain't worth a darn if it wasn't for the Spanish conquistadors bringing swords to Japan and China they would have had crap. Pirates on the other hand came from Spain which in turn is the sword making capital (Toledo) of the world. And plus the arggh thing isn't really spelt with g's or h's it is actually more of like the arabian call, except spanish. If you have ever taken a spanish class they teach you to roll your R's. Now put a lower case a in front and your good to go. Surrender your booty, you farmers (ninjas)!!! (Yet another pun on you so called ninjas)
 
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