listen to this, yesterday my sensei taught me how to totally jump kick someone head off, its totally sweet. Pretend the target (person who his going to have their head kicked off) is at the other end of a gym that is marked by lines, which is awesome, all the lines are tne yards and each of us are at opposite ends.e being the ninja in this procedure will run really fast and at the 50 yard line take off and immediatly enter the kicking stance, my body will fly perfectly parellel to the ground in the stance as if gravity does not exist and i will kick his head off, it is totally sweet. PM me if you want to be able to punch through bulletproof glas (its all about the knuckle!!!)
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NickMartini
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aggro_sk8
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t-man152
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I have a friend who has wanted to be a Ninja his whole life and he is real serious about it. he takes a whole bunch of Martial arts classes and shit he keeps on telling me useless crap about ninjas and quiz me on stuff such as "what do you call a sword like a katana where the oposite edge is sharp?" I didnt know (still dont) and didnt care (still dont) so he would be all mad how I dont give a shit about his culture. thats when I make him realize that hes 18 hes treated like a 13 year old by his parents hes going to comunity college, he sucked in high school he lives in the United States and hes black and the way of the Ninja fits nowhere in his "culture"
ohh he also thinks that snowbldes are and I quote: "Their the dopest shit around son"
hes fun to make fun of but sometimes its too easy. and now he got all sentimental so he talks to me like some chick hes like "why do you always make fun of me I think its because you feel insecure about yourself and you need to feel secure about yourself and the only way you can do that...blah blah blah"
so I make fun of him some more until he gets mad and leaves. its hella fun.
ohh he also thinks that snowbldes are and I quote: "Their the dopest shit around son"
hes fun to make fun of but sometimes its too easy. and now he got all sentimental so he talks to me like some chick hes like "why do you always make fun of me I think its because you feel insecure about yourself and you need to feel secure about yourself and the only way you can do that...blah blah blah"
so I make fun of him some more until he gets mad and leaves. its hella fun.
Geoffrey
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the drama unfolds as sworn ninja enemies join forces to ride the ns community of another evil alter ego
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Geoffrey
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the plot thickens as elgato
(the obviously superior ninja) rejects the peaceoffering of his sworn red fist enemy...it is once agian every ninja for himself
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
(the obviously superior ninja) rejects the peaceoffering of his sworn red fist enemy...it is once agian every ninja for himself
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Geoffrey
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i can take ur ninja shit...ill shoot ur ass bitch...just like indiana jones does to that crazy sword guy
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Geoffrey
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u fucking idiot...if u were a real ninja u would kno that ninjas don't se guns....havn't u ever seen karate kid
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
french_fry
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ninjas are retarded, they're just stupid and too dumb and late to use a gun.
Gravity sucks
What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???
The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Gravity sucks
What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???
The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
Geoffrey
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u can't shoot acid elgato that would be cheat and thus against the ninja moral code of honor...damn im not even a ninja and i kno that
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Frostfired
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i am more powerful then thi from ong make and i will knee ur ass through the ground then rape u ninja style
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Geoffrey
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ur full of shit ...and i don't think ur a real ninja any more ]....im just going to shoot u in the face...we'll see wat ur acid shooting foot can do then bitch
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
g-dawg
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ninjas STUPID? your insane!!! if you had an automatic rifle and i had my fist (this is a deadly weapon for me) i would take you for sure. I would use this move i made up, it doesnt have a name, i dont like names, (thus ninja, but if you really must know my name is flying star), anyways for the move when the guy starts shooting at you, take out your katana and start running, in ninja stance (fast running with the katana faced towards target) and start doing multiple front flip's while using your katana to smash away the bullets, but becasue you are a ninja i would not recommend using your katana unless uterly needed (like if your fighting 1000 bad ninjas or something) so what i would do is once i got close enough i would probably just either punch his gun hard enough to bend the barrel and then rip out his heart, or i would would simply kick out his eyes using another move, but thats a whole other lesson.
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Frostfired
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wow this tread fills up so fast
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Frostfired
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i have mastered the art of ninjaness and therfor are indestructuble
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Frostfired
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this thread filled up so quickly thay im not sure who is talking to who
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Geoffrey
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ill take both of u with my guns... don' stand a chance...bulletproof face or not......ill shoot u in the neck
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
PowderCanuck
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i'm a pirate. Ninjas suck.
Nuff said.
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Nuff said.
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Frostfired
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a true ninja can form an indestructable forcfield with thier mind to add to their indestructableness
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
PowderCanuck
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holy shit this thread filled fast
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Frostfired
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this thread went from about 20 posts to 60 posts in about 3min
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Geoffrey
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graphic spyder...but u would never get the chance...once u grabbed for my balls ans relized i was wearing a cup i would just shoot u in the back of the head with my deagle and rap your lifeless body then fuck ur bitch lover gato in the ass while spooning his eyes out with my bear hands
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Geoffrey
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u will wake to find yourself covered in the pelts of all those u onceloved and ever knew....from ur mom to the mailman
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
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biggest idiot on ns (sry JD):'i love stealing...some of the things i steal i dont even need, but at least i steal with a motive' -piratesmiles
rocking broken leg steeze since jan 05
Frostfired
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i close my eyes but my ninja traind mind can sence any1 within 100 yards
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
Frostfired
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is that ns time(the time on the bottem) i donno my time zone but its 11:43 here rit now
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro
if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
SteezePatrol
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you spelled sensai wrong
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PowderCanuck
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you spelled sensei wrong
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SteezePatrol
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shhh, I was trying to trick the kid....come on, get in the game
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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs
and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
*****
If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze
'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01
'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs
and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22