Nightstands of NS

Chubbs.

Chubbs.

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So I thought of this idea last night before i went to bed. I was looking down at my nightstand next to my bed and i noticed how it kinda depicts what my life was like at that moment. I also got some inspiration from an article on GearPatrol.. idk if anyone reads their stuff but its fuckin good. In this article some of the writers take pictures of their work desks and tell some stories about the things on it.

Here's the link:

http://gearpatrol.com/2014/07/23/desks-of-gp/

So i figured we could upload pictures of our nightstands on given nights and explain why the shit on there is on there, you can put whatever you want on there.. make it funny as fuck.. make it serious, just explain the story.

-So the Pink lighter cause i decided to get real baked last night.. and the reesee's obviously followed

-The notebook because i did real shitty on a paper and decided i needed to crack down on my school work

and the pen for the same reason

-The laptop cause i'm real fuckin into American Horror Story.. that shits awesome

-Water bottle cause i've been slackin on my H2O intake

-The tissue cause i've been feelin a little shitty....... or for other reasons

-I always have chapstick

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so idk let's see if this sticks... could be fun
 
13173091:byubound said:
This thread is just an subtle excuse for op to say he smokes.
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& masterbates(or has a "cold"). hahaha jk,

but I'll save the trouble of posting a pic. All I have on my night stand/dresser is an iPod alarm and a lamp. When me and my GF go to bed add two cell phones and an eCig to the nightstand/dresser.

To clarify our nightstand is also our dresser.
 
13173157:Lé.Skiing said:
& masterbates(or has a "cold"). hahaha jk,

but I'll save the trouble of posting a pic. All I have on my night stand/dresser is an iPod alarm and a lamp. When me and my GF go to bed add two cell phones and an eCig to the nightstand/dresser.

To clarify our nightstand is also our dresser.
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you can do desks too..

dingo idk if you can edit it but you can add desks to the description
 
I don't have a nighttand in my current room. I leave things on my bed/dresser/shelf thing
 
Here's the current shape of my nightstand.

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Steve Jobs book, picked it up from a thrift store three weeks ago and it hasn't left the place its in due to school picking way the fuck up. Need to start it soon though.

"I HATE SCHOOL" girl because its funny af, duh

Zebra aloe plant because plants r c00l ya know, gotta have them greens

Copious amounts of incense ashes and incense for obvious reasons.

Phone case is casually laying there covered in dust becuase it's a piece of poop. The opening for my charging cable is too small, causing me to take off the case every time I have to charge my phone. Big hassle.

Gum because I eat it after I smoke.

Supreme tray with $430 in in. That's new ski boot money.

Two keys. Honestly, I have no idea where they came from of what they unlock. Haha.
 
13173217:basedjase said:
Here's the current shape of my nightstand.

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Steve Jobs book, picked it up from a thrift store three weeks ago and it hasn't left the place its in due to school picking way the fuck up. Need to start it soon though.

"I HATE SCHOOL" girl because its funny af, duh

Zebra aloe plant because plants r c00l ya know, gotta have them greens

Copious amounts of incense ashes and incense for obvious reasons.

Phone case is casually laying there covered in dust becuase it's a piece of poop. The opening for my charging cable is too small, causing me to take off the case every time I have to charge my phone. Big hassle.

Gum because I eat it after I smoke.

Supreme tray with $430 in in. That's new ski boot money.

Two keys. Honestly, I have no idea where they came from of what they unlock. Haha.
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not sure if its my internet connection making the photo not show up for me, but here it is. haha.

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while im still on here i guess ill put up the desk too

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Hope Solo pic from ESPN Mag cause she's a dime... and now her wizzy is all over the internet.

Ripped $20 bill that i randomly found in my pocket after a night at the bar

Cohiba box unfortunately not full of Cohiba's but some leatherman's, RAW papers, and my fake

Home golf course's flag off a green stick

Random college bible i was given the other day that i feel like is a huge sin to throw away.. gotta put it somewhere clever
 
13173319:snobunny said:
I can't even figure out what's going on here.
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Ill try to do a little inventory

A lamp, a glass of water, kleenex, walkie talkie, old ski pass, temporary drivers license, three different knives, underwear drawer filled with different things, random piece of paper, temproary debit card, sock drawer filled with socks and other random shit.

I think thats about it....
 
13173416:Blurst said:
Ill try to do a little inventory

A lamp, a glass of water, kleenex, walkie talkie, old ski pass, temporary drivers license, three different knives, underwear drawer filled with different things, random piece of paper, temproary debit card, sock drawer filled with socks and other random shit.

I think thats about it....
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oh those are pulled out drawers! for some reason my eyes saw like...boxers and other items hanging from the bottom of a weird table with rungs...I can't even...I haven't even been drinking.
 
13173416:Blurst said:
Ill try to do a little inventory

A lamp, a glass of water, kleenex, walkie talkie, old ski pass, temporary drivers license, three different knives, underwear drawer filled with different things, random piece of paper, temproary debit card, sock drawer filled with socks and other random shit.

I think thats about it....
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Did you lose your wallet recently?
 
13173429:wolfbackpack said:
Did you lose your wallet recently?
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Yah I lost it this weekend. Its even fucking worse when you have to replace everything living out of Province.
 
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passport: i lost my drivers like 6 months ago, should probably get a new one

earplugs: i suck at sleeping in the city

water bottle: hydration, hangovers

coaster: bought at time of scottish independence

i need a new wallet

card: had to buy a programme for my computing course

charity band: help for heroes
 
I don't have a photo right now, but I have a story.

This past Christmas I went home for the holidays and one of my buddies had a family christmas party on the 23rd (as I recall). To make that part of the story short, I got fucked off this pitcher of cosmo (idk if there's a word for a lot of a cosmopolitan) that his mom had made. Let me be the first to point out how lame and demeaning that is. It was like pure vodka and pink colouring at the bottom and I drank it and laughed. I blacked out hard and made a fool of myself and like borderline insulted a lot of people at a nice party. I'm not proud of that. I'm not really proud of any of this.

I woke up the next morning around 8:30 or 9 and did one of those cartoon blinking double-takes where both eyelids open and close like a camera lens. I sensed something was up, and I could see that my bedside table was askew. The top of this thing lifted up like one of those oldschool school desks, and it was wide open and leaning against the wall behind it. The table itself had been pulled forward a couple feet, apparently violently. There had been a jar of cookies on it, and I saw that they were strewn fucking everywhere on my floor. My first thought was to blame the dog, as if she'd maybe gotten into the cookies.

But then it started to dawn on me - I used to do this thing in high school (still do) where I'd open a drawer or something as like a worst-case scenario failsafe for when I came home drunk. I never actually puked in my drawers, it was just a mental patch I put in place to help me sleep or something. It was never well thought out.

So I crawl out of bed and my head is splitting apart and I feel like death and I look at the table and not only have I flung the thing open (okay, cookie situation wrapped up nicely) I have also filled the fucking table with puke to a depth of like two inches. It was AWFUL. I cleaned it up with toilet paper and lysol wipes. There was puke in every part of the thing and it reeked.

I asked my mom if she'd heard like a crash or anything the night before, and had to explain the whole scenario. She thought it was funny but I was pretty stricken with guilt for a while after. It gets brought up at just about every family gathering. I also broke the lamp that was on the table, but it's since been quietly replaced.
 
Hmm... It's sideways and I'm not sure how to rotate it. Oh well. Mostly books. My watches. Some work stuff. ZMA. Sticky notes and a pen. Usually my passport and a Nalgene are on there too

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13173673:Lé.Skiing said:
HAHAHA, awesome story!

Did you end up replacing the nightstand or does it still smell like puke?
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lol word, glad you liked it. It's still there, I think it was an heirloom honestly (..Jesus, what an idiot). And it's one of those things that I can't tell if it smells cause I know what happened or if there's actually a funk.
 
13173659:Turner. said:
I don't have a photo right now, but I have a story.

This past Christmas I went home for the holidays and one of my buddies had a family christmas party on the 23rd (as I recall). To make that part of the story short, I got fucked off this pitcher of cosmo (idk if there's a word for a lot of a cosmopolitan) that his mom had made. Let me be the first to point out how lame and demeaning that is. It was like pure vodka and pink colouring at the bottom and I drank it and laughed. I blacked out hard and made a fool of myself and like borderline insulted a lot of people at a nice party. I'm not proud of that. I'm not really proud of any of this.

I woke up the next morning around 8:30 or 9 and did one of those cartoon blinking double-takes where both eyelids open and close like a camera lens. I sensed something was up, and I could see that my bedside table was askew. The top of this thing lifted up like one of those oldschool school desks, and it was wide open and leaning against the wall behind it. The table itself had been pulled forward a couple feet, apparently violently. There had been a jar of cookies on it, and I saw that they were strewn fucking everywhere on my floor. My first thought was to blame the dog, as if she'd maybe gotten into the cookies.

But then it started to dawn on me - I used to do this thing in high school (still do) where I'd open a drawer or something as like a worst-case scenario failsafe for when I came home drunk. I never actually puked in my drawers, it was just a mental patch I put in place to help me sleep or something. It was never well thought out.

So I crawl out of bed and my head is splitting apart and I feel like death and I look at the table and not only have I flung the thing open (okay, cookie situation wrapped up nicely) I have also filled the fucking table with puke to a depth of like two inches. It was AWFUL. I cleaned it up with toilet paper and lysol wipes. There was puke in every part of the thing and it reeked.

I asked my mom if she'd heard like a crash or anything the night before, and had to explain the whole scenario. She thought it was funny but I was pretty stricken with guilt for a while after. It gets brought up at just about every family gathering. I also broke the lamp that was on the table, but it's since been quietly replaced.
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yessss hahaha I love that you have this mental patch to prepare for the worst. wish i had that. last weekend i drank quite a bit of wine and jungle juice at this party (they had a banister with a beer bong zip tied all the way to it. so like duh obviously i had to drink a full fucking cup of jungle juice through it.) came home a couple hours later so drunk i could barely walk. proceeded to hangout for a bit, go to bed, lay down, and immediately run to the bathroom because i had to puke. i explosively puked out a deep-purple colored stream all over the bathroom, painting it purple. im talking the entire floor around the toilet, the entire toilet itself, the wall behind, and like half of the shower. it was awful. i wished i had a photo of it.
 
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inb4 picture is tiny

A picture of me and a bass to remind myself that I'm the best bass fisherman on NS.

Radio to wake myself up in the AM

Pad Crasher Box

A fukin lamp

10 Budweisers hidden from the 'rents in the drawer
 
13173721:.frenchy said:
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inb4 picture is tiny

A picture of me and a bass to remind myself that I'm the best bass fisherman on NS.

Radio to wake myself up in the AM

Pad Crasher Box

A fukin lamp

10 Budweisers hidden from the 'rents in the drawer
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My one at home used to hide a bottle of Sailer Jerry I had that i had to ducktape the top onto..
 
Inb4 Lawrence with a very fancy, neatly organized desk with staged items to look like a London hipster kid
 
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