Nigerian Student Uses Magnets to Prove Gay Marriage is Wrong

[T-Bell]

"A bar magnet is a horizontal magnet that has the North Pole and the South Pole and when you bring two bar magnets and you bring the North Pole together you find that the two North Poles will not attract. They will repel, that is, they will push away themselves showing that a man should not attract a man. If you bring two South Poles together you find that the two South Poles will not attract indicating that same sex marriage should not hold. A female should not attract a female as South Pole of a magnet does not attract the South Pole of a magnet. But, when you bring a North Pole of a magnet and a South Pole of a magnet they will attract because they are not the same, indicating that a man will attract a woman because of the way nature has made a female." -Chibuihem Amalaha (a post graduate student at the University of Lagos.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/nigerian-student-gay-marriage_n_3934518.html

He deserves to win a Nobel Prize for his studies.

 

[Aidan-G]

But I had sex with a chimpanzee. Does that prove evolution and gay marriage right?

 

[liftedresearcher]

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[skiierman]

Well that's a stupid comparison... magnets don't have bungholes.

 

[Arabian]

If I am ever elected president, all funding for Africa is going straight into the trash bin.

 

[theabortionator]

I'm still confused

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

 

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If we ask him why he has AIDS he should say for science.

 

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In other news, Uni of Lagos science department recently discovered magnets

 

[-WZ-]

His logic is flawless....

except for the fact that magnets are inanimate objects

 

[DrZoidberg]

Hahahaha that's like some old school science. Some time back in the stupid ages, people were saying stuff like an atom can't be mostly empty space, since that would imply a region where god had not touched or didn't exist or something.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Solid science.

 

[Mr.Huck]

The eat da poo poo video is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

Reminds me of this:

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No poles in bungholes.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Don't laugh, guys. His dad is a billionaire prince and can have you killed with a snap of his fingers. However, I hear he also just discovered email and is looking to give some of that fortune away, so if you get on his good side you may get lucky!

 

[yuck]

you'd think that a graduate student from any institution should realize that

people

are not

magnets.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Sometimes I put magnets in my butt and scoot around my floor to pick up paperclips.

 

[cool_name]

^ar6rider

 

[theabortionator]

He always hoped to come to the US and finish his education at ITT Technical Institutes. Unfortunately they told him his credits were unlikely to transfer.

 

[youngdtay]

Why do we give these people the time of day?

Why did Huffington Post write an entire article about this guy?

I would be in a better mood if I hadn't heard that this guy was being commended for this "scientific breakthrough in gay marriage", as if that makes any fucking sense at all.

 

[theabortionator]

If we only allowed science that made us feel good we would still believe the earth is flat. This is important research that must not be censored.

 

[Wallisch_pl]

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