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skipimp_

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penetrator

masturbator applicant

tampon pusher inner

ramrod

chubb

cherry picker

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
breakfast, lunch and dinner

''If you can't eat it or fuck it...kill it.''

Got Shin Bang?

www.skimetrix.com

 
dillywaker, wang, dong, shlong, wiener, purple headed yogourt flinger, peter, pedro, and as you can see i could go for days.

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Powder to the People

 
I was wondering when this thread would be started. Russle the Love Muscle is one! I can't think of any more at the moment.

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Swimming in a sea of faces, trying to get to you
 
penis is a nickname for cock

'pure like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151,

one sip will make a nigga flip' - Nas
 
in 7th grade my teacher had the graphing calculators attatched to a slab of wood and me and my friends wrote all the names for penis we could think of on the back and ran out of space, there was like 40 at least. its still in his classroom, its funny.

~Tom
 
it was only a matter of time....

if you could go for days, go right ahead

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
Timex (takes a licken and keeps on ticken)

Ford (quality is job #1)

Secret (strong enough for a man, but made for a woman)

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Don't think just jump.
 
Johnson, Pink Canoe, Battering Ram

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-Dan

'...but I had no idea that my dog was fucking the shit out of my leg.' (-alpentalik)
 
and then you reply with 'oh yea baby, i've been done for at least 10 minutes'

haha, cherry picker is key.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
Squwizlorp!

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-Dan

'...but I had no idea that my dog was fucking the shit out of my leg.' (-alpentalik)
 
general and two colonels

cock 'n balls

as for the cock itself, one eyed monster

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
i like 'my butt plug' oh shit..wait.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
slub-a-dub

gizagaza

pud

hahah

this thread is gay

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
youre gay, you slammer swallowing cockeater

a good one is

backdoor shower power

jail warden

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
flip stick

slip n slide

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
big ass fuckin woman ripper!

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta

'Fuckin injuns'
 
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"I know what you're asking yourself, and the answer is yes, I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the Octagon. But I also nicknamed my testes. My left one is James Westfall, and my right on is Dr Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right, you might get to meet the whole gang."
 
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