Nicknames for a vagina

should i be scared?

exactly the same time, down to the second, whoah, wierd

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yeah What!
 
the prodige ones... they suck balls... and i wanan know.. when i pposted the exact same forum 'nicknames for vagina' it got deleted within about 24 hours. this one has been up for a while.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
the only reason this one is still here is because it is very educational and there is lesson to be learned in this thread??????

Fwqwhgads!

Member of the 'Early Riser Coffee Club'

 
of course, the lesson that there is an inexhaustable supply of these nicknames.

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.

 
vaginas are cool

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
No they're not cool... they're warm, warm cozy places for a smaller version of you to sneak up into and enjoy your stay, and maybe come back for a visit.

 
shut up you literal asshole

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
the hairy kangaroo mulching pie monger fish heater stinky eel cactus drinkwater poo.

Lagwagon. Is it legal to marry a band?
 
wow, these are pretty funny

i hope his[mike jones] tour bus breaks down in the warped tour parking lot and 1000 emo kids stab him and cry about it.

-skogen jake
 
dick-sock

Yea. I said it.

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-STEVE STEPP

"Hey. You hear what I called him? He can't do JACK about it." - Master Shake
 
you dont really feel privilaged until some dude makes a thread saying your gay like they did to me. then they all got deleted, mwahahahaha

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
Coochie Snoocher.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
WOOOWWW, before Crow brought this post back to life, the last person who posted was from September 9 of 2002.

GOOD HEAVENS MRS. EVANS!!!

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
Ham Wallet

Oyster Ditch

Gut Locker

Squoosh Shmitten

Yippy Bob

Bit Shrinkrel

need i go on...

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Campbell

Puff the magic dragon, lived by the sea. and frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called honaley - The Mamas and The Papas
 
if someone rainbow kisses (eats a chick out while they are having a period) then it is said thet they get the dolmio (an italian paster sauce) grin. i found that pretty funny, but deeply disturbing at the same time.

 
furburger

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WIND BLOWING HARD

KOMPRESSOR GREEN CARD

OUT OF HAND AND INTO FRONT YARD

PICK UP FROM LAWN

CONCLUSION FOREGONE

KEEP WALLET IN POCKET IF WIND IS STRONG

 
you know, people say they die for 'freedom' and 'peace', but theres only 1 word im gonna die for.

whats that?

poon-tang!

full metal jacket.

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member of the sds suicide watch focus group

you look like a monkey fucking a football!
 
oyster ditch

gut locker

pudding hatch

he came out with poop alll over his face. goddamnit. he said something about bobbing for shit dumplings or something - midwest_rep
 
damnit you stole all mine. which i was originally going to steal from foxtrot uniform charlie kilo

"I have to raise my standards to bang a fatty" - Ice-Is-Scary

NS Skateboarding
 
poot-in-nany

"I believe that everything you do bad comes back to you. So everything that I do that's bad, I'm going to suffer for it. But in my heart, I believe that what I'm doing is right. So i feel like I'm going to heaven." -Tupac Shakur-
 
wiener sucker-upper

Republican and proud of it.

Member 6834

i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
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i win

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f you do the sickest switch cork ever people will still say why dont you have bigger pants" - Fr2planker
 
Flappy McHairtacco

Matman10: Man lat you had that 7 down but you binder poped off

Laterails:Yeah i think they aren't adjusted, or it could be the fact that all that is holding them together is one of my pubes
 
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