Nicknames for a vagina

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Lanemeyers

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Someone once posted the term 'stinkwallet' and I swear I had a heart attack!!! HAHAHAHA Please make me piss my pants!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
vagina (n) -

1)self saucing fur burger

2)the only reason for female existance

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me

'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
 
My home away from home

I gotta friend with a pole in the basement.

What?

I'm just kiddin' like Jason.

Oh.

Unless you're gonna do it.
 
eeeewww, that first one just made me chuff in my garbage can, ssfb! lol

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
Is that the best that you guys can do? Stink wallet is still funnier! HAHAHAHA

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
sweet! thanks dude! I've been waiting for someone to tell me that!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
It's supposed to be you're gay, not your gay, your sentence doesn't make sense! I didn't really understand what you were getting at, I'm very sorry!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
ten four!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
i got one: Bacteria infested raunchy cesspool of bacterial shit

but i love hittin it all the same

another one: Hairy taco

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
LOL BABY BARFER-UPER!!!!

oh my, my life is now complete.

'uhhh.... i figure since we will probably never meet then its okay to talk about balls. - Kamikaze

FROSTMONKEY.COM
 
i still think mine is better............*pout*

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
Why is it hard for girls to pee in the morning?

Well have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich right after you wake up?

I gotta friend with a pole in the basement.

What?

I'm just kiddin' like Jason.

Oh.

Unless you're gonna do it.
 
yeah, it's pretty hard man, and it drips all over the place

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
every month the hatchet wound graces girls w/the amazing vaginal blood fart.

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I always say what I feel and that is a promise, nothing in life is above being honest - 311

from chaos comes clarity, I tell ya what you appare to me, you ought to know glycerin tears don't fool me, i tell ya delusions plaguing everybody - 311
 
HAHAHA! baby barfer upper.. i can now die a happy man.

tunafish taco is good too.

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me

'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
 
On behalf of the females: this is gross! I don't even know why I came into this thread.

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Swimming in a sea of faces, trying to get to you
 
so derogitory, but i loved the term stinkwallet

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Proud Leader Of OA-a group for those addicted to oakley products.
 
damn the best part of this thread was the exchange of insults from chrismuldoon and lanemyers. hahah 'ten four'!

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'Death might be really great, so don't worry about it.' ~Flea
 
lane meyers is the shit... instead of getting into a long battle over who's gayer, he simply put it at 'ten four!' .... amazing.

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'man i really need to thnk of a signature' - me

'well what have I said thats funny???' - Jon reedy
 
I am retarded is the man read this shit, I'm still fucking laughing!

there... since i wear my pants low, they are always below the piss hole on my boxers... and since my boxers are really cheap and from costco the button always opens. all that reedy saw was my limp dick, and he just wanted to see a raging hard boner so bad that that's what he saw in his mind. word.

i_am_retarded

 
i have a wierd feeling you two are the same person......but if your not, just spank my ass and call me aunt jemimna

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
applejacks

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
Here goes:

Bearded Clam

Snatch

Slit

Gash

Twat

Hatchet Wound

Manhole

Cockpit

Cooter

Snackcrack

Fuzzy Flounder

Muff

Coochie

Slughole

SmellyCat

Happy Hole

Snotlips

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Andrew

SUVs suck!

Let the snow countdown begin

---4 months for the Midwest---
 
ahahahahahahah skipimp

smack my ass and call me aunt jemima(SP)

lmao

you r0ck

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[Chemist] 185, fuck me running. Where did you get this shit?

[George Jung] Colombia

[Chemist] ...Oh

 
precious curtains of beef

putter

the dueling snails

chunch

'No matter how hot she is, someone some where is sick of her shit'
 
q: what would you do to women if they didnt have cunts?

a; chuck rocks at them

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yeah What!
 
i refer to them as sweet meat

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
q: why do women get periods?

a: they deserve them

tell that one to a feminist, i got slapped when i did

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yeah What!
 
Oh yeah...that 'ten four' comment was the best thing i have ever seen to hit this forum

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
whoa, my last post was at exactly the same time as sirjibsalots

wierd

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yeah What!
 
Holy shit it was too...thats wicked...

that should go in forum history or something like that

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
what should?

Hi, my name is Teddy, and I'd really love your support. You see, I've founded the Teddy Blank organization. All of your donations go towards helping underpriveliged children in the city. (Actually, I need money for skis and lift tickets. Your donations are greatly appreciated. Thank you from all of us here at the TBA.)

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.
 
that fact that me and what posted at exactly the same..to the very second

Hey yo im bringin it down with the sick boyz crew

The ill urban jibs is what we do

Im addicted to ClodHoppers.....
 
that is pretty cool. who's got to go on first?

Hi, my name is Teddy, and I'd really love your support. You see, I've founded the Teddy Blank organization. All of your donations go towards helping underpriveliged children in the city. (Actually, I need money for skis and lift tickets. Your donations are greatly appreciated. Thank you from all of us here at the TBA.)

... I looked, around, a lousy candle's all i found... You don't know what, we can find, yeah, so why don't you come with me, little girl, on a magic carpet ride. You don't know what, we can seeeeee, yeah, so why don't you tell your dreams to me, fan-ta-sy can set you free. Clooose your eyes girl, looook inside girl, let the sound take you awaaaaaaaaay.
 
thanks guys, i feel loved...well actually kinda raped..but its the same thing.

i love snackcrack and slughole the best

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me

Society - the biggest gang in the world

word to the wise: don't sleep with whores named Roberta
 
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