I was supposed to be in that movie. Maybe I should buy it.
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For my next miracle, I'll take this water and turn it into Funk!
-Jesus, from the Family Guy
Thanksgiving is kind of a weird holiday. I mean, we're celebrating the one time in history we got along with the Native Americans. Its like a date rapist saying 'We should concentrate on the great dinner we had before the evening started.'
'It's getting hard trying to progress this sport' -Seth Morrison Spitting out blood and suffering a broken nose after attempting a rodeo off an 80 foot cliff