NICEST COP EVER

ive only lived in Tacoma, WA and Salem, OR now for school. but both places, cops have been chill as shit. they never give a fuck about anything stupid. Maybe ive been lucky(?) enough to be places where cops have bigger shit to deal with, but cops have only been nice to me. Sure they might break up parties, but they rarely ever hand out MIPs and shit unless the person is being a belig asshole
 
yeah my dads a cop and he does not bust people for smoking, he just tells them to dump it on the ground and leave. The same with beer, if people are drinking and no one says its theirs he just tells them to dump it. My dad is cool about it, but if your a dick to him he will nail your ass because he dopes not take shit from people.
 
the other night i was driving to my friends house and got pulled over... the cop just wanted to tell me my ski racks were not shut and he was making sure i didnt lose skis or something... he was super nice.
 
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This isn't my story, but a friends:

My friend has an older Toyota Camry, and shit is always wrong with it (check engine light, bumper is missing, etc.) Well, over the summer his headlight was out. He was too lazy to fix it and figured he'd never get in trouble. One night, they were driving around in another town. They had a DD, and there were 6 people crammed into the car. A cop proceeds to pull them over for the missing headlight. In the car, they had a 30 and 2 handles of popov. My other friend, practically shitting his pants, decides that it would be a good idea to dump the ENTIRE handle of vodka on the floor, so that there was none left in the bottle. Brilliant.

So the cop strolls up to this car that is crammed with 4 people in a backseat that seats three and reeks like vodka. He calls in another cop and searches the car. He finds the 30 (which he puts in the backseat of the cruiser) and one full and one empty handle of vodka. His reaction: "Popov? Why the hell are you guys drinking this shit?" My friend, who owned the car, was piss drunk and yells "Have you seen gas prices lately!?!?" This made the cop laugh, and he just confiscated the alcohol and made sure the DD was sober.

And when he was leaving, he was like "Do you guys know an Office Adams (our school cop)?" And they were like "Yeah, why?" The cop says "Tell him to fuck himself." And leaves.

Pretty lucky.
 
Around herecity cops, traffic cops and sherrifs are the douch bags and the state troopers are the cool ones.
 
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