NICEST COP EVER

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MC_POUTINE

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so last night me and 2 friends stole my moms car. none of us have licenses. Then we hot boxed it and went to the lake where there was smoke on the water and it was really cool. Then the 5-0 rolls up and says" What are you doing? Smokin a little weed and hangin out?" Then he made us leave and we got out ok. WOW
 
haha a few weeks ago we got a noise complaint so the cops came up while we were having a party. my roomy was smoking in the room with a few people in his room near the entrance door. the cop says "it smells pretty good in here" then they just told to keep it down and left.
 
yeah i love cops that arent douche bags.

i think we as a country need to revise our tint laws for windows though. like honestly, how about they let me have my tint, just if i ever get pulled over i'll have all windows down and everyone in the car will stick both hands out the god damn window. i mean fuck i'll get on the ground and throw a spread eagle all day if they just hop off my dick about tint
 
yeah I was at a shin-dig last weekend and the cops showed up. we all had dranky-dranks in our hands and whatnot and the cop was just like "yo, you all need to leave." no MIP's or anything. I think cops get more shit then they deserve.
 
my friend did it and got like a 4 grand fine. but i think part of it was the car was part of his moms company, and they blamed it breaking down later because he was driving it or something. but yeah he cant take any of his driving tests until he pays that off.
 
me and a few friends were doing an urban rail at a church. a cop rolls up talking on his phone. rolls down his window and is just like hold on to the person on the phone. he tells us we should leave because the church guy called and doesnt want us there cuz we might get hurt or something. then he just drove away and we hit it a few more times. he was a pretty dope cop too.
 
I wish I would have a positive expierence with the fuzz for once. Every time I have a run in the cop is a complete dick.
 
lucky my cops are tools mostly because i live in a filthy rich city (unfortunately my family isnt that 90% of the filthy rich) but the police in all the surrounding cities drive the new dodge chargers you see them coming up and you pull over cause your fucked either way!
 
sucks for you, i got caught like two summers ago. my friend was driving, it was his parents car, and he got like a 60 dollar fine and thats it. he has his license now and nothing on his record
 
yeah, some cops are super chill

every know and then you get that one that has had a bad day, or is just pissed
 
i was running late to school a little more than a month ago, and a cop clocked me going 54 in a 35 which only 1mph short of criminal speeding in SC. He only wrote that i was going 36 over though, so i only had like an 80 dollar fine to pay.
 
If he wrote that you were going 36 over, you'd be going 71 mph. I think you got some numbers messed up?
 
yeah not all cops are bad.

my dads buddy is a cop and he owns the cabin below ours in the mountains, so if its like me, my dad and him eating dinner together he'll get me another beer when im empty or refill my wine glass for me, and im 16. he's a pretty legit dude
 
you dhould have spit on him, killed him, and thrown his body in the lake tied to some rocks.

show them not to fuck with you.
 
Ok, this is a crazy story.

A friend of mine has a crazy psycho mom, who found his bag of weed (just leaf, but probably about an o), and started yelling and breaking shit. A neighbor called the cops for something like domestic disturbance, and they came over and found the weed. They start asking him where he got it and whatnot, and of course he says he got it from a garbage bag full of weed*. Leads them to one of the bags, which has about 5 pounds in it. The cops take him in, then at the station the sheriff said to just walk around while he writes the report. My friend ended up walking around the police station touching stuff, and joking with all the cops. He ended up walking away with a $300 fine, and probation for a bit. Seeing as he's 18, he could have gotten in so much more trouble.

*A friends dad finished growing a huge crop, and he took a few garbage bags of leaf and hid them in the school nature center. We're talking pounds and pounds. Only time I can say I knocked someone over with weed.
 
your a tool bro. number one you dont have ur license. 2, you stole your moms car. 3, u boxed you moms car. 4, you got caught. nuff said............../thread
 
my friend (15) was drivin around town without a license, and got pulled over for 5 over. the cop walks up and he goes "im 15" just straight up, and the cop lets him off just calls his brother to come get him who was 17 but said he was 18 for that purpose, soooo lucky
 
lol my friend and i were walking around at 4 a.m. in the morning, and my friend had some weed with him. and these 2 cops drive up and get out of the car and start talking to us what were doing, and we just tell them that were going on a walk and he asks us a few more questions and then he says we can go and me and my friend go to shake the 2 cops hands to be respectful and we shake the first cops hand and when i try to shake the 2nd cops hand he says " i dont do hand shakes" so i put my hand down kind of confused and then the cop puts out his fist and is like "pound it". so me and my friend pound it and then walk off laughing.
 
your lucky to have such cool cops.. the other night they showed up at 2 am and was basically accusing us of pulling fire alarms around town.. 5 minutes of us telling him it wasnt us he realized that the complaint was for my stupid neighbor and her just walked away still thinkin he was tough shit
 
wer du live
in winnipeg, manitoba mi couisin and some friends wer smoking and the cops saw them so they ran and wen the cops finally caught them they jus said " u no wat ur doing is bad, so stop" and jus left.
 
In my experiences, (ive had more than a few) if its a Sheriff thats dealing with the problem, your going to be OK. They've got way more important things to deal with, and don't really give a fuck about blazing, drinking, partying or whatever. They just tell you to stop. When you get the bottom of the pile traffic cops, thats when the Douche-baggery begins.

I feel I should drop my cool cop story now though too!

So... I when I was 19, I lived with this kid who was a complete shiester. Addicted to coke, silver-tongued, could get anything he wanted. Anywho, he brought up the brilliant idea of stealing a brand new HDTV out of a model house in a suburb out in BFE. So, as the dumbfucks we were then, we went along with it. Amazingly we actually did it, crammed a fucking 52 inch HDTV in the back of my 626 with 4 other people in the car, it was unreal.

Fast forward a couple days, me and my homie are getting all drunk at a friends apartment when the urge for JBC's hit us. We called up my other friend to come pick us up so we didn't have to drive drunk. He rolls up and asks to use my car cuz he had no gas, no problem I thought. So I hop in the backseat and off to Wendy's we go. So we blaze out the car on the way there and on the way back just to kill the weed my friend had on him, good fucking thing. As we pull back into the apartments, I notice a car trailing us pretty close. Couple minutes later, BOOM, lights and sirens. Acting quick, the kid in the passenger seat unwraps a JBC, sticks the pipe in the middle of the fucking sandwich, and wraps it back up (brilliant!). Cop comes and gets all of our info, asks why I wasn't driving (told him I was tired from work all day) and heads back to his car. Couples minutes later the cop pulls me out of the car to show me why I had been pulled over. Turns out Shiester from the TV incident had slung mud all over my plates in an attempt to cover them up. Fucking awesome.

Anyway, the cops were pretty chill about it. He asked if we'd been getting into any mischief and if we'd been smoking. He ends up just making me take my beanie off and using it plus my beloved Dr. Pepper, to clean off the plates. I had to admit that was pretty hilarious. So he tells us to get back in our car and he'd give us our licenses back, chill.

So he makes us wait in the car for another 15 minutes, then brings our licenses back to me and the kid in passenger. We're thinking WTF why didn't the kid who was driving get his back? Wait another 5, and the cop comes back to give the driver his license back.

So he comes up to the window and asks:

"So are you Zack?"

He responds "Yah,"

"So Zack, why is it that you have a warrant out in Texas for homicide?"

Blank stare..... Cop waits a couple seconds..

"Nah, Im just fuckin with you guys, be safe and have a good night"

Needless to say I was backseat, stoned and drunk, shitting myself this whole time. All of this and they just let us go.
 
people like you dont think that cops put there lives on the line to deal with people/shit that you don't have to. Ever tried to tackle a crackhead? its really hard. and they don't get paid a whole lot to do it either. Im not saying that i love cops, they have screwed me a couple times, but honestly they have a job to do and i respect that. Could you imagine going to work every day thinking this may be the day a drug dealer shoots you?
 
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