nice ways to break up with people

we all know the 'its not you, its me' is bullshit. i say just say whatever you feel like saying and hope he or she doesnt take it to hard

 
Tell her you're gay. That'll be the nicest way, and you can stay friends after. Or tell her your penis got cut off and cant be re-attached.

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
good call!

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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'

-teddy (EastCoastPride)

THE LAB

*NWFT*
 
Are you trying to tell us that you're going to break up with the guy whose face you were slobbering all over in that picture?

Sarah

Reppin' 907

'what's wrong with princess. I wish I was a princess'

-Jay (rebel)
 
It's nice if you buy them a gift.

SkeeOrDie: I don't hate boarders, I hate fuckers, and 8-year olds that call everyone nigger face.
 
right after sex say uhhh this isnt working then just leave naked

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
Just start to act different and a little...colder...towards the person for like a week, that way they get the idea. Then, break up with them and be totally honest, and normally they aren't surprised and it's pretty mutual.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
haha the sex one is great, just fuck her and be like... your only good for sex, this isnt gunna work out but we can still have sex if you want

Member of the, 'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl Club'

 
Sorry. I don't like you anymore. Goodbye

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Soooooo sick. You as cold as ice.



CCR/DFP represent.

- Happy Hollidays -
 
im leaving you for your father.

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
Your cut from the (insert your name here) team, works like a charm and gives out some shits and giggles!

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^^ya i was talking to defy and they might hook me up with a t-shirt and some condoms. -Lj5

here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership

sponsership

sponcership

sponsorschip

spencership

spannnncership

spoooooonsorship

and finally,

@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

~Tribute To Harvey have one hell of a life~

 
your cut

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buy a hat, help a kid

www.stores.ebay.com/alaskacrochet

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

My store
 
get a swedish mail-order bride? when your bride arrives, that significant other will surely know what sup.

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that is quite jibtastic, sir.

'skiboards look horrible on rails, they do however looking amazing over 15 foot tables.'

-mommy on snowlerbladlerering
 
dress up like donald trump and say your fired, it would be funny if your gay and like reality tv

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put on whatever makes you attractive

if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
haha, that one's the best^

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no,my parents didnt go to college, my dad has a grade 9 education and my mom is a stupid slut -lateralis

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
what if you dont want to talk to the girl ur kinda hookin up with cous her friend u really wanna hook up with is home on christmas break?????????

member#13687

'i just rented good will hunting , how is it?'

'lets put it this way, even matt damon cant make it suck.'

'matt damon? hes in con air right?'

'yes , yes he is.'
 
Cheat on them by having sex with her/or his parent, and film it showing it at prom.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
start doing hard drugs and get them to break up with you...

- Mike

'i'm guessing that when you say 'drinking', you mean you snuck one of your dad's O'Doules out of the fridge.

and by 'had sex' you mean 'beat off to an episode of The View'.' -Str8LaceFan
 
i fukked your dog.that was the best sex ever!

-Baybe, I ain't no hero.I'm just a

smoothe pimped-out playa from tha streets who knows how to get his.
 
foxyness is a girl.... planning to break up with a guy

- Sasha

Did you like it? Did it sound kinda hot...

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'Does your mom have a unibrow?'

'Aren't you supposed to be in school? Yes, HAHAHAHAHAHA! Throwin' down some ten eightys! HAHAHAHAHAHA!'

'Do you know Fred Boot?'

'Maybe, what's his name?'
 
tell your girlfriend that you recently had a sex change, if thats a turn on for her then your on your own

-Bradley V.G

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I'm not center mounted. In fact, I'm BACK from recommended boot center. I'm a crazy son of a bitch. PowderCanuck
 
Try the simplest of relationship rules

1.Put out, or get out

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'Theres nothing SPECIAL about being retarded'
 
find a random guy/girl while with said person, proceed to make out with said random person, walk off with said random person.

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn

i swear to drunk im not god.

1st member to call NS Radio contest, and first to fail miserably.
 
^yeah, just 'cheat' on them in plain sight, and everything will fall into place. And to make it even better, you get to have a one night stand to feel better about it all. It's really win-win.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
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