Nice, i just had my first threesome

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Sokiem

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Only one of the girls were hot, the other only averagem but what can you do.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
neat.. how was it???

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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
 
Pretty damn good, although i wish one of them would have used a little less teeth.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
^neat.... i envy u.. i only got a blowjob from two at the same time.. but thats not a threesome is it

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Oh i will take pleasure in guttering you boy!!!!!!!!!!!!

'go right to fucken hell you dirty fucken anal carrot' laterails answer to punk_riders comment about masterbation.. Golden..
 
Not sure, one has a boyfriend.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
the real question is, did you plug them in the butt

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For steezy my neezy keep my arms so breezy
 
I'm afraid i didn't, although one of the girls might have.

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'this isn't a beer belly...

it's the fuel tank for my love machine!'
 
I don't even think I'd want to participate in a threesome, its so cliche. Besides that's a lot of pressure and work. I'm just too lazy.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
¨word ones enough

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damn...I'm a bit jealous, I admit. one guy had 2 girls suck him off and the other had the full on. My question is, did the girls get it on with each other too? Like one is munch box, the other is blowing you, or you rail the one munching the box? I have to go to the bathroom now....now where are those tissues????

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
Haha Ice-is-scary. I seen your icon and figured it was Lat and expected to read something perveted (typical stuff you know). When you said I wouldn't do that, I realised something was wrong. Heh

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Screw this I'm going skiing
 
beacuse its only the most recognisable icon here?

ice is scary, are you hiding in plain sight? clever...

-Patty
Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

Its NS... retards blend in. - J.D._May

I give my life to you Lord, and my trust resides in your Grace.

Stupidity is the relaxation of intelligence.
 
i had one and it was the single most awesome day of my life.

There's plenty of room for all of God's creatures. Right next to the mashed potatoes.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.
 
I might have had one, but I can't remember. I was too drunk.

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- Harvιε


I skι therefore I aм

 
dammit so close once, but not yet. I was making out with two girls, and there was groping and shit, but it stopped there because someone else came in the room and they backed off.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
yea iceisscary is an idiot

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HAHAHA YOU BITCHES MY DADS LAWYER, MICHAEL J KAUFMANN IS ALREDY INVESTIGATING LATS POSTS ON NS AND WILL TAKE LEGAL ACTION

APPARENTLY I CAN ALSO SUE NS for condoning harrassment AND SHUT THIS FUCKIN SITE DOWN! -ATLANTASKI
 
One is enough.

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
new icon time fuckers

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
did someone just say they wouldnt be in a threesome?!?!?!?!....with 2 girls.....

Woman are like rocks; Skip the flat ones.

-COLORADO-
 
i want one...my girl is bi too. SOON

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
I think you mean your only threesome. Everyone gets one.

We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
 
drunken orgys.. this thread brings back memories of new years

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'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
^^^ewww more than one guy = nasty, by i just had my first mean, you just had it like ten minutes before you posted it, 'Hold on ladies' ohhh ya guys, i just fucked two chicks, or like this week hehe

I don't need no arms around me
I don't need no drugs to calm me
I have seen the writing on the wall
 
nahh man i just wouldnt feel comfortable while another guys going at it beside me, all on one is the way to go

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
pfffft...thats not what you said the other night

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
pfft ill do it but if she touches u! shes gunna have a black eye! lol

»-(¯`v´¯)-»PëT®ø HoTt�ë«-(¯`v´¯)-«
 
uh...haha ok whatever. sorry guys.

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i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls

-skiingpimp

im native *beats a drum*

-ontarioskiingsucks

and i'm the government. *beats native over the head with drum and kicks him off his land. serves you right motherfucking shitty drummer

-EastCoastPride

TMC, JC, S3p
 
Pics?

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Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
 
haha^

And get this, on the news the other day they did a big story about old people dropping dead from heat exhaustion. They urged my community to donate fans to keep them alive!! Tell you what, I'll donate my pubes to shove in their mouths, but I'll be damned if I donate anything electrical or useful. - random net person that i found on a site shown to me by apple

Offical NS Matador
 
dude...no you didn't. this just reaks of bullshit.

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'You have a massive erection'
'No you see it just the pants, it's the pleats, it gives an optical illusion. I'm actually taking them back to the pants store right now. I'm just going to walk this situtation off. Don't act like you're not impressed.' -Anchorman
 
Well that really kicks ass. But if what you say is true, why don't you post some tips on how to get a threesome in the first place. Help all of us 14 year-olds out please.

 
to the 14 year old who wants tips, i have your answer... lots and lots of alcohol

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Dg, Member of the NS Army

Head mads represent

Remember it's 10% equipment, 90% rider, and 0% what kinda jacket your wearing

'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x

'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
 
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