nice asses

caylorswift

caylorswift

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who do you know thats got a nice ass? personally, i think i have a nice one

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
what the fuck?

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
erich kunz has a nice ass... ohhhh id no alright

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Thats one sexy ass. haha, id say my girlfriend, or the chicks on the hot chick thread. WOW

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
oh i know the type, but that is one beefy ass sam! I wouldnt mind bein gay, if it meant to stomp dat shit.

Palestine?
 
yay, i have semi-straight followers!

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
i have a fantabulous ass. yes.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
for the few women who had the 'pete experience',. and a fuckload of men who had the 'patrice experience'

I think i'm going crazy...
 
dude, icecreamsandwich's sig scares me

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
it should not scare you. it is such a pretty song.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
w00p, id tap that as sam!!!!!!! haha

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daclausedog: i had to throw up but i feel sevral times beter now

tanner hall is yummy!!,

aww matt i luv u babe
 
there is this chick at my school and she has the NICEST MOST ROUND FINE ass so i decided to grab it (major tempation) ya, now i have a red hand print across my face

Proud Canadian and PE owner!
 
^^hahahaha... felt bad for Sam beign fat, and only said it cuz she will never have to meet him.

My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
 
man this kid has a chick saying he has a nice ass... damn lucky basterd.

Officially Unable To Spell

MidWest Is The Shit

Fuck The Ghetto

 
cmon now?

not a single nice ass picture?

im disappointed

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i actually get told i have a nice ass as well by girls. one of my neighbors just cant keep her hands off the driskey ass. but moving on, i know this one chick carolyn. oh shit she has the nicest ass ive ever seen in my life. im talkin j.lo booty.

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stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:

'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '

stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue

PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis

stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
 
I've been told I had a nice ass...but I hate it. It's difficult finding pants that I don't need a belt in, and still don't squash the butt into pain...

-Sara

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ill check it out and tell you what i think next time im in oregon sara

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stowek2: Useless Fact of the Moment:

'A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue. '

stowek2: from loggin outta ns, thats one damn long toungue

PubLiC EneMy1023: i can clean my ears with my 21-inch penis

stowek2: hahaha...you wouldn't be able to walk
 
Sam, we all want your ass.

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^Rowen^

'Shutup and sit down, you big-balled fuck.'

'Keanu Reeves, why dont you pick a catergory?'

'I shall choose balloons for 400 please.'

'Thats not a catergory!'

'My mistake, I shall choose Balloons for 600 please.'

Name the three words in the english language that have one letter repeated six (6) times. Get it right, message me, and get on the list.

The List:
 
why matt.. why!!!

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

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°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

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Here's my theory:

I think that men who like big asses designed women's pants, because as Sara posted above it's nearly impossible to find pants that fit you normally and aren't gigantic in the waist... which is obviously so that guys can see thongs and whatever, why that is attractive.. I don't know but whatever.. and you see, men aren't intelligent to remember that we own belts and use them! Just kidding guys, you're all nuerosurgeon material. And Sam, we ALL want your ass.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
GRRRRR I hate shopping for pants. My waist is a size 2 and in length, it's a 13 long, so it's a bitch to find pants. I have three pairs that fit, and they're all made by Gap. Stupid pant making people.

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
i like shopping......

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
wear a belt elasmoskichick, plus a belt can be really sexy on a chik.

I think i'm going crazy...

According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
 
I guess it'd be harder to find pants if you were tall. Problem is, I'm like a 00 size, and nobody makes that cept abercrombie(dun mind the brand, just the prices), and those are still too big for my waste.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

skihood.com
 
well, i had a pic, but matt copyed over it. stupid matt

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
 
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Just make sure if you're leaving the party with the crowd,

that your the first one out...-Less Than Jake

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
This is more like it

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Just make sure if you're leaving the party with the crowd,

that your the first one out...-Less Than Jake

See all y'all at Session 3 of High North
 
im a 30 waist, 36 length...pants dont come in that size like ever. they make pants for all the fat asses (not trying to be mean, im just describing y'all), like 36-30, but none for tall skinny folk like me.

and yeah ive been told by one girl that i have a nice ass, then the girl beside her said 'what ass?'

Joel
 
i wish i was the oil boy

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/2000

 
It's good when a guy has a nice ass...Once, in the mt. hood parking lot, I qwas sitting in the car getting my ski clothes on, and this guy in the next car over leans over, and I saw this gorgeous ass coming out of the window (he had pants on though)

Another time, at a camp we have at Lake Shasta on houseboats, I started staring at this guys butt. He noticed me looking and said 'yeah I know, I do have a nice butt'. He made fun of me for the entire week after that.

The butt doesn't have to be big or anything, just defined and kinda muscular... it's not that big of deal though. BTW...stop post pics in here cause it's making me sick..that's what the hot girl thread's for.

-Sara

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Member of the OTC!

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to me...a girls ass and legs make them hott. (this is only talking about body) i dunno, it just seems where the action is.

there is nothing better than a girl with really nice legs. nothing better.

Me: Yeah, all the hicks and stuff in are school make in the hallway its gross.

Sisters bf: Well, they don't care. Their not leaving town, their just like 'Fuck it.'

Sister: Yeah, thats how i feel about law school right now, 'Fuck it, make out in the hallway.'

 
I've seen a lot of places that sell 00s.

Second, I do wear a belt.... I have to, and I have a lot of cute ones. Yes, Abercrombie is the best because they make longer pants (and for that reason only).

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Sex is like math:

You plus me

Minus the clothes

Divide the legs

And hope we don't multiply

Cheers to skier chicks!

We may be few and far between, but we're definitely out there!
 
no ass beats vidas....

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...but about my ass, i hear good things, one girl actually told me in 7th grade that she had dreams of my ass, kinda creeped me out, but definetly built up my self esteem

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
 
just imagine sam in that sexy little outfit....uugggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Drop cliffs, not bombs

Make turns, not war
 
its reall just a matter of time until artie or david gets on here and sais my mom has the nicest ass in the world

me: what the hell is that?

sister:its a boat u dumbass

me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
 
man that's one fine ass, vida or whatever

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Tical: so this one dude says to the other

Martock_Freestylist: he said Tical shush ur mouth

FilmingBitch: yup

 
hell yeah, thats the finest ass ever

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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor

°°°Viva La Donate°°°

°°°Viva La Resistance°°°

°°°Viva La Gagina°°°

SFHNC 0/2000

 
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