nice airports

powder99

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Ive been flying a lot in the last few months and have been in some shitty airports and some nice ones. I think Vancouver Airport is the nicest i have been to be far, i know its my home town but when you fly in you get to walk by waterfalls and crazy native art it looks really good, i think the worst aiport i have been in so far is San Franisco, i hate it there. I also hate Sydney airport just because i had to sit in the departures area for so many hours. I havent had to much trouble with customs officers only leaving vancouver for the states i kept messing up the visa form and the custom officer dick head kept making me go to the back of a huge ass line, took me forevor almost missed my flight. Whats your best and worst airport experiance?

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The Miami airport is disgusting. That being said, I have had nothing but good experiences in Chicago O'hare and the new Detroit airpoirt is surprisingly nice.

 
bradley internation, close to my house, is pretty nice. places in the islands are shitty, but for what they have, meh... i didnt like atlanta, but philly had a wicked nice airport.

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i thought o'hare(chicago) was really nice but i didnt like it only b/c we had a shitty airline and had to walk out on to the tarmac(where teh planes are) to get on the plane b/c we were flying in a tiny ass plane( not even a nice tiny ass one) to a lil shit hole of an airport(Scranton/ Wilkes-Barre)

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Chicago O'Hare is nice......vancouver is nice because it was recently re-done....like within the last 5 years

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theres always heathrow... where the outer areas a shit hole and the inner terminal is paradise.

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awww you don't like the SAn fran air PORT? why is it so bad it's brand new or at least the international terminal is new!

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vancouver is nice... but you have to pay 10 bucks to get through security, what the fuck is that?

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its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
The Doylestown airport is pretty nice. it's all private planes and helicopters though, so it's a little different.

It's just as busy as a regular airport though because everybody around here has their own helicopter to take them to work in New York or Philly and priate jets to take them places farther away, so i guess it's not that different.

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ohhh the old Spokane International is mighty fine.....hahah yeah no

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I like Minneapolis International, its crazy nice. I hate detroits, its so shitty. The airport by us has 4 gates(i think).

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i think bradley is a peice of shit except for the new terminal...honolulu and west palm beach are the nicest by far ive been in

 
i dont know if hte 10 dollar fee exists in vancouver anymore......but it was for the ummmm yeah when they re-did the airport.....to pay it off

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yeah but who wants to pay 10 extra dollars at the gate, its such a hassle. why not just tack it on to the ticket price or something... still, pretty weak. and i had to pay it last march... last time i was there.

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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
i agree, DIA is pretty darn nice. i like the trains and the pinwheels on the walls of the tunnels.

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the LAX airport is gross...ewwww they made me take off my shoes to walk thur the security..it was sick..yuck

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vancuver airport, on the way back from camp this past summer i got A PEDICURE while i was waiting for my flight, soo sweet

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Worst was Salt Lake City, Stuck there for 5-6 hours. We ate lunch and dinner at the same resturant and walked around the airport (through all the terminals and shit) 3 times.

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The airport in Singapore is the nicest I've ever been to. Worst? Maybe Laguardia

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i think PDX (portland) is pretty nice.

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vancouver is pretty spiffy, i like it the most. heathrow is neet. vienna is pretty nifty too. many airports suck though

 
yeah i live in boston and i swear...Logan has been under construction forEVER. it's a pain in the ass to fly in and out of. nicest airport? this little one in Gunnison, CO where you can hang up in the bar until about 10 minutes before your plane takes off.

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the coolest thing ive seen in an airport was a Seattle's Best Coffee in Zurich.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
i travel all over da world and even tho i live in vancver i def. think its one of da nicest same wit the LA airport is realyl nice to.. same wit chicago welll almost all the states r nice but like fiji is shity but its fiji what can u do..

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a lot of lax is a shit hole too

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
yes very true lol but there one part wit liek a fuckin water fall wit lights or sumshit liek that it looked good but yeah its mostly a shit hole vancouver is da best :P

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The airport in Paris is nice as hell, JFK, Kennedy, newark all suck.

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So Vancouver has the nicest decoration, Heathrow has the best shopping-eating-doing nothing area, Paris is nice, Chicago is all right and Houston is the shittiest airport ever I got stuck there for 7 hours on the way and back from Brasil.

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Seattle and Vancouver are the best, detroit is by far the worst along with LAX

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san diego's is really nice. cincinatti's is awful but i think they're renovating it.

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Denver and ATL are super nice. O'hare is a piece of shit. San Fran is pretty bad too. The Gunny airport has like 2 gates max. Telluride's airport is on the edge of a huge cliff band.

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Vancouver: Very nice, clean, overall pleasant experiences in there.

Denver:Probably the airport with the most amenities, although security is a bigger hassle than in any other airport I've ever been in because of their temporary ish setup.

Tokyo Narita: One of my favorites because it has these micro-hotels that are like space age and they look like something you would find at a morgue.

LAX: Basically the shittiest, dirtiest, grossest airport I've ever been to.

Minneapolis: I know this airport like the back of my hand. It could use a little more shopping space, but I like how there usually arent too many people in any one place.

St. Lewis: It's got the walk of lights. what else can I say?

Don Muang airport, Bangkok: Not the nicest or newest, but definatly one of the easiest airports to get through. They have about 1 customs desk for every 3 or 4 people that get off a 747. Bangkok is in the process of building a new, very large, state of the art international airport.

Anywhere in Mexico: avoid if possible.

AND THE WINNER IS...

Aspen, CO: They have leather recliners in the terminal, only one gate, chill security (in my experience) and about three times more space than needed to house the passengers of the tiny planes they fly outta there.

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-Orlando is a decent airport, hotel and everything buitl right in. Probably one of my fav. except for security

-Toronto depending on which terminal your in, gots Timmy HOs adn everything...

-Sydney International is pretty chill too everyone in Oz is so laid back and they are so happy plus they have awesome food and a mall...

-Vancouver is pretty nice too, although tryin to get through that corridore with all the ASian airlines is a nightmarem, especially if ur in a rush.

-Turks adn Caicos (provo) is riduculious the people are just stupid

-any airport in Mexico is just dirty

-Heathrow is nice, a lil small tho and hard to find your way around in

-LAX i liked LAX, tons to do and see during layovers

-Brisbane International is super fun.. its a GIANT circle i think i spent too long there one day

-Calgary Airport is pretty cool too.. with all the dinasours and shit

-Miami is a pain in the ass...its soo big and no one knows anything!!

Security is always a pain in the ass and with todays current events its not going to get any easier to get through security so get used to it! I was told once that i wasnt allowed to wear my studded belt on the plane and that I would have to check it!

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Hawaii's airports are cool because they're all open and stuff.

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if it werent for all the gay security id just go chill at the airport like matt damon and ben afleck in dogma.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
my top ten...

10. San Fransico

9. Salt Lake City

8. Orlando

7. Denver

6. Dallas

5. Madrid

4. Vancuver

3. San Jose (Costa Rica)

2. Atlanta

1. Paris

i dont know the detailed names of them, but those are the best airports i have been in.

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san jose? are you kidding? #3? im not so sure about that one bud...

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
 
san jose was a nice airport when i was there, they had like tropical jungle hings all around, and it was warm, i live in utah im always cold

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I forgot a few

San Francisco: International terminal is good, but I have no experience in the regional.

Osaka Japan: Busy, confusing, and japanese.

Detroit: Better than the rest of the city.

Eagle, CO: Always delayed.

Tampa: was ok about 10 years ago. I really dont know anymore.

Saginaw: Very nice and relaxing.

Colombus OH: Pretty descent. I got delayed a few hours there and it turned out to be pretty cool.My mom got a pedicure and I played in arcade. It got really really hot that day, and we were out on the tarmac for about 15 minutes burning off fuel so we could take off.

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
tampa's the shit with the fucking lights when ur walking underground in the tunnel, i was amazed for hours

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when youre in the right terminal in Hartsfield(ATL's airport) it is super nice, mainly the delta and international concurses. Concourse d, and C are shit though. i really like denvers, SLC is shit, i liked frankfurt intl too and gatwick and heathrow.

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jesus, i hate flying like nothing else. detroit airport is crap, the scheduling is always way fucked up. the one in boston was pretty cool

 
the airport in instanbul turkey is awesome, has like a burberry store, prada, ect. soo nice.

denver airport- its ok not that much to do

cincy airport- love it, so easy to get around

dayton airpOrt- SUCKS!!! i almost missed my flight on the way to college this summer caus ethey told me the wrong gate, and i had to run like to the compete opposite end of the airport, SUCKED!!

eagle airport- sucks, takes sooo long to get your luggage, and even long to wait in line to get food

dalas fort worth- SUCKS, soo dirty and huge and shit, god i hate it

palm beach- security line is always sooooo frickin long sucks

new york city, whatever the airports called- DISGUSTING

london airport- pretty nice

dublin airport- ok kinda dirty

berlin- sweet airport

barcelona- sweet airport

And it makes me see, every puff that I breathe, potent herbs and leaves could ease the world . . .

So, We roll and smoke and choke and- pass and toke and hand it back to ya.
 
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