Next time you need help with the ladies, follow these easy steps:

[Anti_Steeze]

Heres a link to the article if my embed skills suck: http://www.bromygod.com/2012/04/01/why-you-should-let-me-touch-your-butt-a-presentation/

 

[Anti_Steeze]

I suck. Follow the link!

Here it is again:

http://www.bromygod.com/2012/04/01/why-you-should-let-me-touch-your-butt-a-presentation/

 

[kinseyknakk]

Well, I'm convinced.

 

[NotGhood]

Threads the link is blocked at school.

 

[Fluttershy]

Employ at your discretion, but user beware–it’s pretty powerful.

 

[Anti_Steeze]

success!

 

[AT-AT]

Laughing hard. The logic is undeniable.

 

[SacZiplock]

geniussssssss

 

[jdubbs.]

and... verified

 

[theschneidler]

I tried it on my mom and if didn't really work

 

[most_mint]

next time my judgement is even slightly impaired, i will deffinetly be sending this to some biddies.

 

[Downtofilm]

hahahaha

 

[Daph]

sold.

 

[BeefiestExpert]

lol this is great.

 

[Jeebus.]

bring dat booty ova hurr gurl

 

[Masta_Baka]

i love it. im convinced it works flawlessly

 

[jdubbs.]

Dude! Love the icon. + K

 

[Kreech]

It's fool proof!!

 

[TRAP_CHEF]

All the honey dips will be mine.

 

[most_mint]

Why thank you good sir, same to you!

ATTENTION I would like to alert everyone that this worked. HOWEVER you may want to take out the slide about making those damn elaborate sounding cookies.. I am expected to make those now if I want to touch. Damnit.

 

[BBurt]

It did for me

 

[Anti_Steeze]

Link to Cookie Recipe, they look SO good.

http://www.ovenadventures.com/2012/05/01/chocolate-chip-cookie-cinnamon-rolls-with-brown-sugar-malted-glaze/

 

[Stickity]

so it's in the process of working but has yet to follow through

 

[BrewskiJr]

I wouldn't bake cookies just to touch a girls bum

 

[spliff.Life]

repost x100000

still funny though

 

[SPUTnik.]

hahahaha