Newschula: Originator of Gorilla Steeze

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bwbski

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yo my boy is the originator of the gorilla steeze. he has been rocking it since early 1997. Come check out his style. he will be up at okemo this weekend on the cow's.

Anyone else hunting a Sasquatch this winter? We have spotted one in central VT.
 
check out this sick saftey

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Griffen Cummings and some other guy from hood are the real originators of MAD GORILLA STEEZ. They didn't call it this because that's just how they skied. Anyone with me?

 
who really cares? would you like your friend to where a shirt that says I STARTED THE GORILLA STEEZ? you have too much time to come on here just to tell us that, and then invite us to watch him ski with this reduculous style

''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
 
it looks rather stupid too, i guess it's fine if you are lining up for sometin, but all the time?

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Save the Trees, and Smoke them.

-Official Slogan of the Democratic Party

 
haha. yes it is ugly. why the fuck do u want to look like an ape? as i've said before, gorilla steez is shit, and grabbing shit can't be good...

 
that safety is pretty damn ugly. and who give a shit who created g steez? it makes no difference, its notlike the originator gets money or an award for it

mCm 2002-2003

 
if somebody makes me a shirt that says 'i'm the inventor of gorilla steeze' i will proudly wear it

my intire crew waited for his ass at the bottem of the hill and beat the shit out of him. i broke his poles agianst a tree, and we snapped one of his skis. fucker got uppercutted so much. he was bleeding from his eyes and shit, crying like a little pussy. i busted out a body slam on his ass and broke both of his arms. the ski patroler broke up the fight and clipped all of our tickets. we where gonna beat the shit out of the patroller but my mom came to pick us up.

~mommy~
 
i don't think anybody created it, it just came about. an accident sorta. i like pep's style better than anybody with gorilla steeze. it's kinda a mix between jon's and tanner's.....sick though

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse

Viva la Resistance!

'theres much worse things that the police should worry about than a little peice of shit kid that cant handle being duct taped to a pole.'

-lineski1260

 
Gorilla Steez is hella gay, the only way to ski is the proper way that the best big mountain skiier ski like in waist deep pow...

As Jon Olson said.... It's Simply Retarded

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
no offence, but that looks more like a binding grab, whereas safety is Under the binding

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
cummings and frazier...killed it...but they didnt ski with their hands on their ski boots...the just had bowed legs...

'When I'm mad as fuck you get shot and to some it's bad luck, I believe you held something back for too long, it grew strong and energy got its own will, and people think that we make music still, but music is there without you or me we just minipulate for better or worse so let it situate.'
 
im takin gorrila steez to the next level. im goin ape shit. to go ape shit u need to dress in a monkey outfit swing from the trees rather than actually skiing, and occasionally throw your shit at ppl in the lift line.

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Hey, after you take a crap and wipe your butt and then go to wash your hands, do you guys turn on the faucet with your wipe hand or the other one?

-Shane McConkey

*Proud Member of the HoBum Posse
 
What is with everyones hatred of Gorilla Steez...? I am still very confused, not angry, just confused....

 
does it really matter, its just different, thats all.

Cant we all just get along, fuck that, can't we all just get a bong
 
exactly.....it's just different. that's the entire reason tanner or anyone else started rockin gorilla steeze. it doesn't really matter who started it, but i think it's hilarious that everyone's trying to copy it now. obviously not understanding the idea of style at all, you can't follow someone else and be original at the same time. tanner probably started doing it because he knows everyone wants to ski at his level, so if he uses this ridiculous position, everyone would emulate it instead of developing their own style. i'd be laughing my ass off if i were him right now.

'my style's kinda phat, reminiscent of a whale...'

-Q-Tip
 
i like jon and candide, becasue they actually know how to ski and a racing background helps with that

Dude, you just touched Kristy Boner's Whoo-Who's........Shibby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
how is racing gay? those that once raced are more talented than any other skiers out there.

''ghetto is not having money to feed your kids not a piece of metal''- googoo271
 
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