Newschoolers Zombie Disaster Plan.

Well for your plan, each individual needs to make up a plan.

Mine goes as shown, for what I know, I live out of town, so I will use my resources well. On my acreage, I have forest, so set up boobie traps. Also, incase of disaster, I take my 88 4Runner, stocked with food, clothing, fuel, and my weapons of choice: 2x Mauls (half axe, half sledgehammer), 1x Machete, 2x Hatchets, 2x Axes, 1x Propane fueled flamethrower and a makeshift cowcatcher that I will attach to the 4Runner. After I leave the once safe haven, I will scavenge for balistics, surviors and food.

Happy Hunting
 
two Uzis, 40,000 rounds, and a machete to fight my way to that island on lake superior. i wont be bringing any damn fleshlights though...ill be repopulating humanity thanks very much
 
I think that we should all be required to play left 4 dead 1 or 2 at least 1 hour/campaign a day until you can head shot a witch from a mile away.
 
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as long as he is alive- zombies will die
 
In the event that there is a zomby outbreak Everyone needs to steal their moms makeup and do the bill murray.

and WHAMMY this thread is now rendered useless
 
we could all learn from this man. we need to lay out perimeter claymores and dig gun emplacements. chad's will suffice for high ground.
 
we will just make a giant wall like the great wall of china around wisconsin and we will ski while the zombies roam around getting kilt by the people who dont ski
 
After playing modern warfare 2 for 6+ hours last night I have decided that I need a strikeer when the zombies come.

Hell or high water I'm getting that damn striker.
 
I'm telling you the only thing molotov cocktails are going to do is not only have no effect on a zombie, you're now going to be dealing with a mad, hungry, dead, flaming, zombie.

Bad idea.
 
if we can somehow get every skier to afterbang simultanisly the steez shock will emidiatlly rip those zombies apart within range the rest wont come near the skiing community for a while we all know zombies cant stand the smell of a totally sicky gnar afterbang
 
Step1 Find a tank like car (probably a wagoneer)

Step 2 Load with anything that can be used as a weapon..... including sporks

Step 3 Find survivors

Step 4 Drive around in search of SEA KING\

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word the only problem with zombies is that we are always out numbered look at any decent zombie movie and the humans are out numbered. the key to serviving is locking your self in a zombie safe metal box that has an air purifier a TV an Xbox and a Computer and enough roman noodles to last a life time. an armory full of weapons and ammo. Thats what i have in my basment what about you guys
 
Well I dunno about you, but ill be bringing every gun in my household which is about 50 of them and I will go stake out in the battle zone of Area 51 at Keystone. The variety of my weapons is pretty significant, any/every type of shoot gun, .22s, a ton of hunting rifles, handguns, three AR-17s, One German .308 assault rilfe, and lastly the fucking .50 cal.(yes NS my dad owns a 45pound .50cal rifle...ITS HUGE
 
I have extensive knowledge of foraging for wild edibles, hunting, and fishing in New England... Would anyone like to join me in the NEK of Vermont when said apocalypse happens?
 
i would go down to ellicotville from buffalo along the way stop at the walmart in springville and load up on food/weapons/water then chill in my house and ski backcountry all day
 
most logical reason to never get another vaccination in your life is one of them is bound to turn people into zombies did you ever think of that part of the plan you guys will be all stocked up with guns and canned food and shit ready to fight the zombies and then bam! your gunna become a zombie cuz of that flu shot you got 2 months ago! and ill just be chillin a fearless survivor fighting the zombie plague and looting across the world
 
i just realized the second fucked up motion this girl does is kind of zombie like it could be a sign around like 11 seconds
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