Newschoolers Zombie Disaster Plan.

pretty sure we already have one. might need to search for it but I definitely recall a zombie apocalypse thread
 
The answer here is we all go to Chads Gap from the bottom of alta and then ski patrol blows the zombies up with dynamite packed boots.
 
We all need to find a mountain to meet at when the zombies come. Gotta be strapped with the AK's though if were tryin to survive
 
You ain't getting my help without some serious payment sort of thing. Seriously, I have taken SO much flak from you guys for owning guns that when the time comes that you need 'em I won't be easy to get.
 
when zombies invade im grabbing an axe and hitting up the local liquor store and making as many molotov cocktails...grabbing some warm clothes, my zero degree sleeping bag, a camping stove with plenty of fuel and driving to as high of an elevation as possible and camping out til all the zombies take over the world and eventually die...and ski the backcountry everyday of course
 
i see only one problem with this. molotov cocktails wont stop a zombie. instead you'll just be dealing with flaming zombies and the stench of burning corpse. you gotta blow there heads off mang!
 
Here's the plan:

1. Stockpile mass quantities of sporks and volant skis.

2. Assemble all of NS at the bottom of Alta (trolls must be kept in cages)

3. Ascend to Chad's Gap and build one booter to rule them all

4. Wait

5. Unleash the trolls upon the hordes of zombies as a diversion

6. Fight off zombies using skis (McConkey style naturally)

7. ????

8. Profit
 
We would need a central meeting point that all Newschoolers in North America could meet at. I vote that this meeting point be Detroit. This is a good meeting place as it is a very large city which means ample supplies and firearms. We can camp out in the Red Wings center and board up all unnecessary exits and entrances. We will effect zombie raids every afternoon at 1:37 or 13:37 because we run on Military time now that government has fallen. I will undergo the task of creating an Urban Assault Vehicle..which will most likely be a Honda Element or Mazda B2000. I will only be taking 125 people into this new eden based out of Detroit. You will have to fight to the death with the other 125,000 newschoolers to get in.
 
We need Andy Parry to invent a new trick called the Zombie Killer. Then we all learn it, and save the world.
 
this.

none of the zombies know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta, so we will be safe there. in our full tilts.

peeing in zombie butts.
 
well are we dealing with fast or slow zombies? i ave a few diff plans

slow:head north! i live in the pnw so i plan to head right up the coast to southern alaska where i can live off the land in the forest, 100s of mills away from a city, and itll be to cold for slow zombies to survive, they will freeze!

fast:walmart! food, guns, very few entrances, no windows, concrete building, there is no breaking in there!
 
Wow this is really easy,

MOVE AS FAR NORTH AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we still get to ski, and the zombies freeze solid

(I'm talking about legit just brain dead LIVING zombies, not the mythical kind that cant be killed)
 
C.A.V.E.

Cover

wait for the initial assault to end

Arsenal

stockpile weapons

Vehicle

locate a good strong vehicle

Escape

escape up north
 
Surely a combination of overwhelming firepower, blunt/sharp (preference), and fast motorized vehicles would be involved.
 
Get as much supplies as possible/ a crap load of fuel. Put the fuel in a boat (and by boat I mean a BOAT) and take all of the supplies to an Island off of Greenland. Then, set up camp there and wait it out.
 
To survive a zombie attack we need some sort of ridiculous plan that involves using Skiierman as a shield and having eheath followcam the whole thing.
 
I'm a zombie and have infiltrated your disaster plan. Now you'll know exactly what NOT to expect. Stupid humans!
 
I hear you dude. Zombie invasion is why i love the second amendment. The right to bear arms or the right to arm bears.

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I posted it in another thread, and I'll post it again. Ever since I saw my first zombie movie, I've slowly been building a stronghold on a remote mountain peak in Alaska. I've been asking for firearms lessons and canned goods since i was six years old. Come if you want, I've got fucking room to spare.
 
rendezvous point at the tiny island under Michipicoten Island

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bring supplies, including guns, food, drugs and booze, and considering this is NS we are talking about, a box full of fleshlights cause you know there will be a solid 1 to 100 ratio of females
 
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