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skibrdingbitch

Active member
hot girl seeking hot boy who loves: skiing, sex, weed, fast cars and skiing

perks: lives in the wid west area and under the age of 30

inquire within by IMing me

and the sad thing is i'm not joking

drugs taught kids the metric system
 
hmmmmm, this maybe just added to the most posts list......i think everyone on this site is that guy....

CO is where its at bitches
 
im kinda dumber

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yeah this one time, I got really wasted, and took the most violent shit ever. serious. my ass and I fought for most of the night, but in the end I was vitorious, until that back stabber attacked after our treaty, and i had to get new boxers - lineskier03

just stand closer to the explosion. it will make it seem biggger.-aoe

 
interesting concept... whoring on NS

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
how about this even better idea: all the girls on NS come to UBC and have sex with me... so long as theyre clean... and theyre not too ugly

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
attention whores are the worst fad on the internet.

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yesh
 
i like how you said not too ugly

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My hate for flanker increases hourly

well then color me gay!! wheeeeeeeeeee wheres my ass beads? - crystal-needs-a-park
 
uhhhh, taco bell/?

dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.
 
yeah, what good are standards anyway?

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
I don't think I need to post one. Nor want to. There's already a thread or two on me, and I'm not looking or available anyway. Good luck skibrdingbitch. Hahaha. You should make a link to that video in here... might up your odds

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKIING ABOUT? no1 bought you up, what are you talking about. you weren't even here when my video came out and you have no idea about what your talking about. your rude and dumb, i haven't ever said nething about you but your trying to be a hardass and talk shit about me when you yourself have no room to talk. YOUR DONE. your just looking for attention, and its getting really old and i bet half the people on here would agree, i have been on here alot longer than you have and you still have SOOOOO much to learn. YOUR DONE

i don't mean to be coming off as a bitch, but when people are just plain rude and dumb, they deserve to be told. i put this thread up because if you know me i never have a bf even tho it makes no sence considering i get along great with guys. i love smoking, cars, and skiing, and not to mention SEX, so get over it lil girlie, and yes i am still loooking, for those single guys out there

drugs taught kids the metric system
 
^ booya

white guy

well educated

huge cock

enough said

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
resorting to ns to find desperate happyness and hornyness, nice choice

'I think I see Blue.......He looks glorius!' Will Ferrel
 
Oh man, THE video. hahaha

I remember the countless threads that drove her away from NS crying for like a year.

What a dumb bitch.

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~572nd Member of Newschoolers.com

'if you were doing one of them doggystyle and she flexed her butt cheeks, your dick would get ripped off.'

~Alpentalik on the subject of Serena and Venus Williams

'dave pauls has a baby sized wang so he gets baby sized tang'

~Casper

 
how much is that video worth to you!?

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
well I'm looking for a 16 or 17 year old girl with a big car/truck to drive me and my friends aound while we drink/smoke. must be able to suck dick while driving (I'll even hold the wheel cuz I'm a nice guy).

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'your posts would usually get me in trouble in school when i get on NS' -ReggaeConcept

'you lazy asshole' -Crystal-needs-a-park
 
The newschool pimps... We should start collecting for a a pink cadillac and a Technicolour Dream Coat. You want a cheeseburger? Then get out and sell that ass!

No one on their death bed has ever said 'I wish I had played it safe'
 
Ya even tho that video is great

it was a long time ago and shouldnt be mentioned by those who have no idea where it came fro,

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin - Dedicated to Mr Caylor.

 
damn, you look pretty sexy. fuck, If i lived in the midwest i would def tap that.

a girl who likes skiing and puffing?? thats damn near unheard of these days.

 
Guy seeking girl who is stupid enough to post a personal on NS.....oops...oh wow *chuckle* well call me a hypocrit!

Lightly carbonated.

Serve chilled.
 
then why'd u post to put it back up top, i think its interesting..

haha I love how she'll go up to 30

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-Dave O'Neill

Representing the famed terrain of Ohio and New York
 
i didn't know that elasmo ski chick has a done.. did you?

haha yeah the video..good times

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

What time is it... saturday?

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth
 
CHANGE YOUR ICON YOU STUPID DIRTY MOTHERUFKCER

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

Wugga?
 
oh and snowlerbladingslut, i have a new icon for you

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Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

Wugga?
 
dude you should message lateralis, she's really hott and likes fatass snowlerbladers

Dont get gloves though, gloves are out. just use a cigarette to keep your hands warm.

Wugga?
 
^haha someones pissed that there icons been nicked...

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Don't be a toad, follow the ski-way code

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www.teamksm.co.uk
 
Wow a girl likes all those cool, I'm interested.

oh wait its skibrdbitch, she forgot to list mega rich bitch as something she is for personality

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
Well, i'm already taken...but otherwise i must say ure chances are pretty good...

and i have seen the vid once, and sarah was only kiddin around. So much hostility, why dont you kiss and make up, i'll PAY for that hahahha.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
YAY more videos!

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve

NS royal gangstar

 
Actually, I WAS around when the video thing was going on. I had a different name before this one, and I was on as a guest for months before that, so YES I do know about the video, thank you. Oh, and it looks like people still seem to find the whole video issue quite amusing, so it seems as if your little argument there backfired. The video topic will never die down.

-Sarah Daulton Oates

a.k.a. Sarz or Oatesie

Beware of the Sarinator and Dino Sarah!
 
221 is funny

and I wanna see the video I hear its good shit!

LOL but then again, if I saw her face on my TV or PC I might shoot the screen because I cant stand when she posts

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
people, she made a stupid decision, lets leave it at that, but skibrdingbitch u dont really need to snap at her, chiks must unite.

'We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, cause they dont dance, and if they dont dance they aint no friends of mine

ralph, you're on special team

YAYY!!!!
 
this thread is kind of sad. almost as sad as dudes trying to get into the girls cult. oh wait.... i tried that. but still.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
ok, i didn't snap at her, but it just annoys me how she come on here trying to own shit. like what reason did she have to talk shit about me in the first place. i have never done nething to her, i mean it just makes no sence for her to go on her and try to start shit. ya the video was a long time ago and pretty much ever 1 has gotten over it, it was nothing. and it happend 2 years ago. few of you saw it many of you know about it. i joke about it sometimes but its really something that doesn't need to be talked about, i was a dumb freshmen and i regret doing it, but it made me a better person. lay off about it.

drugs taught kids the metric system
 
having sex with me will make you less angry

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Sam Caylor - Famed Fatass, Post Whore, And All Around Slut Bag
 
I think the funny part is that half of these guys would kill to sleep with you. this whole thread is comedy.

and if you want a dude, stand outside with a sign, it won't take you more than 2 minutes to find a willing man.

-Mike

'ya but he doesnt have a hot tub, thats pretty ghetto' - cj
 
tip-2-tip

that was the funniest thing in the whole fucking world! I love it!

while she is good looking, it's firm in my mind fomr reading her posts and other ppl's accounts that she's bitch so, I'd rather sleep with someone who I would not want to slap while I tlak to them cuddling after sex.

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lates moe

**Two Tone Productions** __ **Volkl**

Ice, snow, man-made, slush, powder, as long as u land on your feet nothing else matters

Ski Ontario
 
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