Lynch small children for lunch money,
Spend said money on porn which I randomly distribute into city mailboxes,
Draw chalk-art sidewalk masterpieces in the rain,
Tag FSP on local churches and convents then wash it off for fear of god's wrath,
Sit in my back yard playing the spoons which honing my headset harmoinca skills,
Buy hookers and treat them to dinner and a movie. I dont have sex with them though, hookers are dirty,
Steal bums' meagre belongings while they're under some mid-afternoon alcohol induced sleep and give them to the needy rich in the gated communities,
Door Crash a hood parties full of randoms and interrupt the endbeats with a select cd full of Richard Simmons and Frankie Valli/ Four Seasons, then see how fast I can hightail it out of there.
Masturbate then turn myself into the local police station for self-abuse
and Play rugby...
occasioanlly