Newschoolers @ Crystal

CrystalineSkier

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Hey, everyone heading towards crystal that's a newschooler. We've got to be able to find each other on the mountain, maybe hook up and ski together. My suggestion is that newschoolers all wear a bandana aroudn their arms. That way some of us could get together. If you have any other suggestions, talk about them.

 
I better see some bandanas on monday...Newschoolers gotta represent!

(if you can't find anyone, just look for the little guy in orange throwin' the quad daffy then sliding ski-less down the remainder of the hill and you'll find CrystalineSkier!)

~X~
 
Im heading up with my homies on monday Britt. but i have a better idea, why dont all of us newschoolers go naked? with bandanas on our naked arms

 
yeah but brit and i aren't all that good so maybe you guys can teach us some shit. hey sean is rowen coming up with us?

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?
 
oh yeah and the bandana thing is a good idea.

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?
 
no its all about the golf towels this weekend. Golf towels ya hear me?

Get down with the best in town!
 
yeah but i don't have a golf towel. so how bout a driver????? who needs poles when you can use golf clubs?????

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?
 
K well if you can make it sound real good, we may come...leave hella early sudnay morning like4-5 kinda deal

 
that's waht mutemasterX and i are doing. just wear the bandanas, and we'll hook up, any newschooler there. we'll both be at teh terrain park, or green valley chair.

 
spread the good news: Rainier Express and Green Valley will be open from 8:00AM-2:00PM! heh heh, you know what that means...

Northback + new park = sweetness

~X~
 
yeah you guys arent fucking around are you?? there really is a park? and if so are the hits big? or stupid 15 ft tables

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THERE IS NO PARK AT CRYSTAL!!!!!!!

(just to clear it up for the gullable people)

My friends and i are going up saturday to build something huge (does anyone know a good place?) then we're coming up on monday to hit it up all day. we're planning on meeting some of the other for lunch at the main lodge around 11:00 then heading to the jump if you want to try and find us in the lodge i will be chillin there wearing my ugly ass powderpig hat (it;s ugly, blue, and has a pig on it) you should be able to find us.

PEACE!!!

 
I should have known you guys were messing around. the patrolers at crystal suck they would probably pull your pass for jumping if they actually had a fucking park

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golf towel represent! coflow and i know what the fuck is going on. cant wait to hit the 40ft gp right after the 400 step up gap jump

Free the cheesy bread
 
If you guys want to build on saturday, cool. let me know and i will plan on shooting sunday, and possibly agian on monday if conditions permit. but i am still waiting to here about the tickets

 
didn't somebody say they were $20 if you are over 10yrs old?

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?
 
This one time i had a nightmare where i went to a mountain where you have to do work to jump ahhhhhh. wait i think it was crystal ah i am too scared to go someone hold me.

Free the cheesy bread
 
*puts his arms around WAskier then comes to his senses and realizes that he's not gay*

meh..

why don't they put a knife on a spork? doesn't that make sense to you?
 
Wait did grant say build on sat. well damn ill go sun mon, but if i am coming home i shall have to make time for gettin some ass.

Free the cheesy bread
 
you tell us where to build a jump, you ski there more than we do. I think everyone would agree since I think Jeff is coming that is has to be huge. Like a 25 foot hip jump or something, maybe a qp. We need a local to show us the good spots....

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ya, im definitely going up saturday to build, i got the day off and everything. but somebody tell me where! remember that rainer express and green valley are the only chairs open and im too lazy to hike anywhere. anyone want to come up saturday with us?

RESPECT MY AUTHORITIIIIII!!!!!

 
Building in saturday's weather would be worse than eating out a girl on her rag.

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.
 
hahaha thats probably true, I'd rather have colon cancer than build a jump all day in the pouring rain. Build sunday jump monday

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But if people want to go ahead and build saturday go ahead, just make sure its to my exact specifications.

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.
 
Do u know how hard it's going to be to build a jump in spring? Dude, it's not like you can just point to a spot and say 'build'. I haven't the slightest idea where you're going to be building at 25'! However, there's 70% snowmaking on Green Valley, so i'd do it there if you can. If not, hit the North Backcountry and make one there. However, it's going to be very very hard.

 
Me? Build a jump? Ha! I'll be skiing while you simpletons toil in backbreaking labor!

No girls tonight...I just wanna dance.
 
You guys are all cocklickers, all you ever do is critcize what other people are doing, if it's rainging on saturday, i wont build, it's that easy. and as for building with spring snow, it just takes a little extra work. anyways, we're not talking about building something big enough to clear a 100 foot gap or anything, just 35-40 feet of air.

RESPECT MY AUTHORITIIIIII!!!!!

 
All right, that's cool. And when you do build the jump, make sure to find a guy in a bright orange jacket and helmet and a bandana around his arm (that's me) and tell him where the jump is located.

*CS*

Skiing is life, and without life, no one would be here. So everyone owes something to skiing.

 
yes because we wont measure it you fucking idiot. Now go get my slippers. cus you are my bitch!

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