newbie #

but jay you take it in the bum no matter what your number is, so what about those people like you?

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
im a newbie with # 36844 but i like to make good posts and im always on the site at least 5 hours a day.

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 
im all for the under 1000.

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
how about if your member number is lower than the amount of posts you have your cool, unless of course you're under 1000 then if your posts are lower than your member number your even cooler. But if you have more than 10,000 posts your automatically cool. Unless you got them by cheating (ie clicking reply 3000000 times) then you're just a dork and nobody likes you very much at all. Of course quality of posts is a big factor too. Also other contributions to the site like donating, pictures, videos, and starting interesting cults should be taken into account.

Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
 
yeah i found out about the site way before i got an account because when i first found it i just read for a while then i tried to get a screen name or whatever but i never got the reply email so i just wachted for a really long time, then i tryed again and got it

the term 'fuck you'actually came from 'pluck yew' it was from when the english was fightin the french and the french would cut off the englishes middle finger because they used it to pluck the yew which was a bow and arrow....so they would show their middle fingers to the french

-Bristolrider
 
yea, i never got a confirmation email so i waited a month or two and tried it with a different name and got it. i changed my email too.

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line skis- because skiing needs a future

 
What i'm thinkin' is... who cares if you're a newb, people will still read your posts and will still ridicule you as much as they already do, what's the difference? Oh no, i'm a newb.. i'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

 
How come you can't spell Volkl right?

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
if i joined when i fisrst discovered this site i woulda been like #8000 or so.....its cool to see people member #

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers
 
whoa asac, your an undercover newb. lol

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i am a newbe......but i read for a long time before i got a user name....and i to didn't get a confirmation email for many months....thanx harvey

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

-hoodratz47

 
when i was little i thought volkls were voikis. For the longest time, i just watched ns, cus i didn't know i had to allow cookies. Why is that anyway?

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

'im gonna vote fer bush bec he has done good things' - estaked

'There is nothing wrong with Pres. Bush.' - ScratchCobra66

 
my old number was 10749 (newschooljibberwas the name, look it up) am I cool?

'kind of like semen covered breasts???'

-lateralis regarding two small hills covered in snow.

 
Chris that makes me extra cool.

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'It’s a wonder I haven’t abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.' - Anne Frank
 
i was a guest for a while, then i decided to become a member december of 2002, but i started looking around on the site at about september 2002, im member # 11887

-Matty

High North Session 4, 2004

 
Its all about the high post count and low member numbers...

2914 or somthing

if i was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
the little newb just doesn't get it.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
you gotta be under 5,000. if you didn't make the cut, too fucking bad.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
im just kind of middle aged

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

Smuggs has a good point. Julia Roberts tried eating me when i was an orphan, but i bit her toe off, so she left me alone. - misterbinz
 
im number 20,023 welp sucks to be me.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
that means money right? ill get right on it!

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
you will send it right to newschoolers, right?

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I will send some when i get money, but naw man i was talking about posts and shit.

FARP

'Why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing eighty!?'

-Dane Cook.
 
yeah, i was kidding about sending money to you, but i will send some to NS as soon as possible.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
when you get some? you obvioulsy not too poor to pay for an internet connection and a computer. You're telling me you can't scrape up 5 bucks? Jesus you poor mother fuckers.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
im like 32,000 or something. i know, im still a newb

Save Sugar Loaf! It's our resort, not just real estate

Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Champs

 
25906 is my number

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
shut up newb.

'It was probably the most improved park in north america last year. That's mostly due to us getting up at fucking 8 am everyday and raking like monkeys, untill we were to baked to talk. Every now and then some texan would eat shit and it would be funny and we would call ski patrol on our radios. we would steal food from the base and cook it on our grill, then heckle people on the lift with our mega phone while we played frisbee across the run. and took naps behind the shack in the most exclusive hut on the mountain. o christ, best winter ever.'
 
stupid newbs...

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
I'm just sick of seeing all these kids coming on here and having more posts then me in like 2 days. I'm also sick of kids like Brentharlen and Drewishish who are post whores and are no older than 12 years old

 
^ Member Since 2003-07-02 ................holy shit u must never post

'HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I MAN IS GONNA STICK HIS TWO FINGERS IN MY ASSHOLE'

-hoodratz47

 
^ not really i go on this site everyday just no need to post. I also had another s/n which i got decemebr of 2002 i forgot the passawrd so i can't get in it anymore, but i only had about 1-15 posts w/ that so i've been here for 2 1/2 years and don't even have 100 posts yer all together

 
word i hate brentharlen yo im uber uncool with my member number but oh well... i dunt really care all that much

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
i agree except with the yankees suck part

no snow..

no girls..

no future..

Snowfall dictates the days activities if its snowing do it another day...
 
shit I'm number 10 119! Almost a hero. Ah well.

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'Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!
 
im 9975 so im cool and im really hating newbies.. im going to make a newbie hating cult

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
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