New years resolutions

rsd

rsd

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have any new years resolutions? mine is that i want to eat healthier. Today ive already had 4-5 doughnuts and all this other crap

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'how vain is it to sit down and write, when you have not stood up to live'

-Andrew P

I was in the petting zoo, or as I like to call it, the touch me zoo this afternoon. All the animals were retarded. Some lady was breast feeding her baby on a bench nearby, an obvious signal. I sat down uncomfortably close to her and yawned my arm around her shoulder. In her attempt to squirm away, she dropped her baby on the ground. I pretended I was concerned for a second, then I punted it over the fence. She still didn't seem interested in me. Whatever.

 
legalize marijuana

It might feel good, it might sound little somthin, but damn the game if it dont mean nuthin
 
i have 2. stop falling in love with sluts, and start having a real relationship.

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
ummmm ski more often?

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'I am so smart, I am so smart. S-M-R-T, wait no, S-M-A-R-T!'
 
get drunk more often

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are u a boy or a girl?

oh sorry i didnt mean it offensively.......i just couldnt tell cuz u made these posts about jon or whatever

-MARIAH
 
start drinking

Life is simple: Eat, sleep, ski.

Apparently throwing snowballs at moving vehicles is a felony and can land you in prison for a year. Who knew?
 
make an effort to have a real relationship. and stop being so depressed

'some say i'm that girl... i say, wow that's wonderful! but you're still not getting any. now quit sniffing me! i don't even know you!'

-CanadianSkierGirl
 
Get fit, work harder in college.

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FUCC ALL YALL SLOBS, CRIPS BE DOMINATIN DISS SHYT. UP IN T DOT IT GON BE CRIPS FO LYFE, WE GON BUSS ALL YALL SLOBS. WWWWWWAAAARRR TYME

W-E-S-T-S-I-D-E Ryderz Fo LYFE

ALL YALL SLOBS DO ME A FAVOR N GO BURN IN HELL
 
start liking women

be less self conscious

lose 5 lbs

stop saying fuck so much

be more assertive with my love life

stoping cracking my knuckles

stop sleeping so much

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
work out and eat healthier

ski 3 times a week

stop speeding so much

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'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
^^^ you want to like women thisangelicrage? oh my :O

mine is to eat healthier...damn college making me eat bad things.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
drink less, and when im out of rehab smoke a lot more weed.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
The women thing is because I always fuck over guys, or they fuck me over.

-Lauren

I'm not much of a man by the light of day

But by night I'm one hell of a lover

I'm just a sweet transvestite

From Transexual Transylvania...

 
not be a pussy, go bigger and be more open to things, stop depression and to just have fun at the things i do! as well as get sum pussy and get drunk.......

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EAST COAST RIPPER...

 
^^ makes sense.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
Resolutions are for people with regrets. I'm all for self improvement, but I don't get why you have to wait for a new year to better yourself.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
i agree jay i agree. although just for fun i still half ass make the new years resolution.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
quit smoking!

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
I see new years resolutions more as trying to improve yourself little by little, a yearly attempt at changing bad habits. Cause it isn't completely like you're waiting for the new year to come around to change the habit cause that previous year you had already been working on something so it sort of puts that to a close and brings up the next one.

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
i love you lauren

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