New Underground ski company

from the website:

The skis are part of the DIOR AND AK SKI collaboration, combining the Swiss brand’s technical expertise and the Dior couture spirit with an all-over navy blue Dior Oblique motif. The ABS construction offers comfort and performance with its vertical laminated wood core, completed by natural rubber inserts that absorb shock. Their P-Tex race bases optimize the sliding properties and are adorned with aluminum 'DIOR' signatures. The dynamic skis’ performance is extremely precise, and as they don’t have metal in their cores they are rendered lightweight and agile. The skis can be paired with the DIOR AND AK SKI poles and can be coordinated with other pieces from the Ski capsule.

holy shit they literally described basic ski construction like these are special skis. Anyway, any gucci bindings for these? also the snowboard is fucking asinine as well.
 
even worse they are sold out ???

that means some retards actually paid almost 10 k for what is essentially the same as some 300 dollar race skis
 
14209260:WisconsinDogfart said:
from the website: "offers comfort and performance with its vertical laminated wood core"..."P-Tex race bases optimize the sliding properties and are adorned with aluminum"..."they don’t have metal in their cores they are rendered lightweight and agile."

bahahaha yea they lay it on a little thick with the description

i need my sliding properties fucking optimized
 
14209262:WisconsinDogfart said:
even worse they are sold out ???

that means some retards actually paid almost 10 k for what is essentially the same as some 300 dollar race skis

I bought every pair they had let a while back. I will re-sell for $18,000 a pair pretty soon.
 
This is a weird ass trend I’m seeing recently, on top of this Balenciaga was selling some “soccer cleats” called soccer sneakers that were at best Walmart quality and construction for $725 and that shot sold out
 
14209298:jprene8 said:
This is a weird ass trend I’m seeing recently, on top of this Balenciaga was selling some “soccer cleats” called soccer sneakers that were at best Walmart quality and construction for $725 and that shot sold out

First post ?
 
14209265:wyld_stallyns said:
bahahaha yea they lay it on a little thick with the description

i need my sliding properties fucking optimized

bro if they're not optimized are they even trying lol
 
14209265:wyld_stallyns said:
bahahaha yea they lay it on a little thick with the description

i need my sliding properties fucking optimized

sliding properties arent even optimised, the base probably isnt even sintered
 
14209298:jprene8 said:
This is a weird ass trend I’m seeing recently, on top of this Balenciaga was selling some “soccer cleats” called soccer sneakers that were at best Walmart quality and construction for $725 and that shot sold out

they made snowboard bindings too

balenciaga01.png
 
Well it seemed like every fuckin movie/edit this year used at least one Pop Smoke song, so at least its on brand....
 
14209569:OregonDead said:
[tag=256866]@BigPurpleSkiSuit[/tag]

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2020 at 2:33:06pm

bigpurp vs skitwink

biggest fight of 2020

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2020 at 3:22:47pm
 
14209570:DeebieSkeebies said:
my buddy is at Copper right now coaching the superpipe and said he saw Shaun White today rocking a kit like this but entirely white....ill try and find pix

sounds like something shaun white would do
 
That video of hem explaining the build process was fucking hilarious. Literally, not a single point of distinction about the build process in the video.
 
Longest length is 172? They should make a 190 if they want to get us big dong ns lads to even consider it
 
14209658:OregonDead said:
If you already have Dior poles you are good

I don't. I should demand a redund from the shop that sold me to mine. The guy "highly recommend them" and said they were some of the most popular poles they carry. Clearly he was getting a kickback. Luckily they were only $150 but i just feel like I got scammed finding out they won't even work with my new skis.
 
[tag=105085]@Twig[/tag] can we get a roofbox review? I’m between these and Head V2’s and can’t decide
 
this shit has been popping up on my insta a ton lately ngl the goggles are kinda fresh... i mean not $930 fresh but hey
 
Selling a 50-80 dollar helmet for 1,100 now that’s some hype beast bullshit kinda like the supreme brick

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2020 at 7:56:46pm
 
ight. the dior skis ar now for yall broke mfs

foilskis.com

real talk tho they literally plated some pivots in gold and are claiming they designed them.

[tag=214689]@LookBindings[/tag] do yall know about this? are they charging 42,000 for a ski with your designs? Looked all over their website and no credit to you guys.
 
14209742:WisconsinDogfart said:
ight. the dior skis ar now for yall broke mfs

foilskis.com

real talk tho they literally plated some pivots in gold and are claiming they designed them.

[tag=214689]@LookBindings[/tag] do yall know about this? are they charging 42,000 for a ski with your designs? Looked all over their website and no credit to you guys.

Cease and desist in 3, 2, 1.....
 
those are wild for real, you know something is next level bougie when they don't have any prices anywhere.. those bindings are def not look although they are blatant copies.. the things artists can get away with am i right
 
$10k... I literally spent my whole life stressin out clawing up the corporate whore grind - no kids no husband no dog no family no house no matter how bad I want any of em... so I could grow up to budget that exact number on 365 days of spending on my passion my reason to exist... and I think I'm PTO slut weekend warrior hot shit baller bitch upper echelon of society for it.

A single pair of lame ass trophy-wife groomer skis... no bindings!

GAWD I could get 2 new ski setups, 10 new skateboards, travel to 3 countries, 10 states, buy 4 ski passes and hit 30 resorts.

Must be nice!

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2020 at 10:22:20pm
 
14209742:WisconsinDogfart said:
ight. the dior skis ar now for yall broke mfs

foilskis.com

real talk tho they literally plated some pivots in gold and are claiming they designed them.

[tag=214689]@LookBindings[/tag] do yall know about this? are they charging 42,000 for a ski with your designs? Looked all over their website and no credit to you guys.

Gotta go find me a sugar momma. Anyone in Park City know any?

Also, consider the following: "Every Foil binding is adjusted precisely to your boot in line with your physical attributes and level of proficiency. This adjustment ensures both a precise fit and a ski that is uniquely yours."

These motherfuckers out here acting like they invented not just Pivots, but the concept of the DIN binding. Props to whoever is using this company to scam the fuck out of tax dodging dickheads.

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2020 at 10:01:59pm
 
14209829:larilinesign said:
$10k... I literally spent my whole life stressin out clawing up the corporate whore grind - no kids no husband no dog no family no house no matter how bad I want any of em... so I could grow up to budget that exact number on 365 days of spending on my passion my reason to exist... and I think I'm PTO slut weekend warrior hot shit baller bitch upper echelon of society for it.

A single pair of lame ass trophy-wife groomer skis... no bindings!

GAWD I could get 2 new ski setups, 10 new skateboards, travel to 3 countries, 10 states, buy 4 ski passes and hit 30 resorts.

Must be nice!

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2020 at 10:22:20pm

Yes, but is the performance of your skis extremely precise like these ones?
 
Dumont & Wallisch should do a vid where they ride ‘em, and beat tf out of them, like that Jay-z & Kanye music video “Otis” where they chop that Maybach up.
 
14209987:GrandThings said:
Lol their entire "family" is the two Austria dudes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, a bunch of politicians and TV executives.

Well ill be at Sun Valley for Xmas. Sounds like if I spot a pair anywhere its gonna be there. Doubt they would be sitting on the racks though... anyone with these skis probably has some kind of private service.
 
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