New Tricks/Sick Tricks

[masta_LE3B]

i did a 5

 

[loganimlach]

i exploded another rossignol binding heel piece.

 

[masta_LE3B]

dang

 

[alaskakid]

props

 

[alaskakid]

I drowned my cell phone

 

[loganimlach]

i got one of my new spyder kits. haaahn.

 

[I-Ski-AK]

and the ski gods stared with great disappointment. thinking to them selfs Logybear is to steezy for rossignol. lets send him SOLOMON!!!! BWAHAHAHAH!

mmmmm bored.....

 

[garrett.]

competition season is right around the corner...

 

[seandon21]

i need new boots... wahhhhhhhh

 

[alaskakid]

What kind of comps does aly have?

 

[corked180]

Wow logan, all the kiddies suck your nuts... thats precious. Seriously best trick ever.

 

[garrett.]

some usasa bullshit and a rail jam

3 gay slopes, 2 or 3 gay pipes and some border croses

 

[Calb3rt]

and everyone knows your all about having a gay 'ol time.

 

[loganimlach]

if they even build a gay pipe. and garrett only thinks theyre gay because he cant win any of them.

 

[alaskakid]

Compettions aren't gay...? I wish birch had more of them....there even fun to watch for those of us that aren't good at skiing....

 

[garrett.]

=[

 

[garrett.]

yeah but you havnt seen our courses.... or judging for that matter.

but today i learned

box:

270 on

270 on 270 out

270 to switch

gap to down rail

270 on

270 to switch

 

[garrett.]

forgot switch right 270 on

 

[masta_LE3B]

so theres a park at aly now! or do they just have a couple of rails

 

[garrett.]

just a couple rails they left up from the jam

 

[masta_LE3B]

i cant wait to go there, it should be fun

 

[garrett.]

you have to hit everything as big as we do

 

[masta_LE3B]

who is this "we"? and ill do my best...

 

[garrett.]

our posse

 

[masta_LE3B]

i have a posse too. me, nolan, josh, and me

 

[I-Ski-AK]

neat.

 

[masta_LE3B]

i was jokin

 

[loganimlach]

switch right 5 true tail. switch left 7 japatical, or critipan, whatever you prefer.

 

[masta_LE3B]

whats that?

 

[Calb3rt]

its where you dig a hole and bury yourself alive so there are no more stupid questions asked.

 

[masta_LE3B]

har har har...

 

[Calb3rt]

seriously, think before you say something, try putting two and two together. maybe then people wont give you so much shit all the time...

...NAAWWWWWWWT

 

[alaskakid]

bahaahaaha. Call, you need to get yo' ass in the cult. Theres a whole stickied thread dedicated for hate on bobby. Cmon, your missing out. So many easy shots in there!

 

[masta_LE3B]

cal, is ur full name calvin?

 

[alaskakid]

Cal***

 

[garrett.]

no

 

[I-Ski-AK]

You've just been ZAPPED!

 

[loganimlach]

cab cork 9 critipan

 

[alaskakid]

switch cork 9...geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez. jk jk

 

[loganimlach]

switch and cab are the same thing ass clown

 

[alaskakid]

ORLY??!!

reread my post with a sarcastic tone

note the usage of geez and jk

 

[garrett.]

cork 3 double hand plant south

 

[masta_LE3B]

it was def nice, but that cliff 180 thingy was good too

 

[loganimlach]

switch right 7 octos.

 

[alaskakid]

I hate you....you good skier

 

[garrett.]

unnaty 7s... completely forgot how to do natural 3s

 

[I-Ski-AK]

siiiick, hope we see some of these when you get back..

 

[Calb3rt]

i exploded my toe-piece first run at park city.

 

[masta_LE3B]

well at least ur in park city

 

[alaskakid]

pwn'd hardcore. I don't even want to imagine how pissed i'd be