New Tricks/Sick Tricks

[Calb3rt]

540 degrees of rotation with a tail grab...

today i learnethed the way of the underflip.

 

[garrett.]

haha your under flip and cork 5 was so sick

 

[Calb3rt]

cork 5's make my testes feel like they are on fire.

 

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I learned how to drill skizzz today.

 

[alaskakid]

3's of little jumps on cross country skis. i got the rotation, but crashed every one. If your a hater, go and try it first. BTW I DO NOT OWN TWIN TIP CROSS COUNTRY SKIS

 

[masta_LE3B]

YA, its so hard with 15mm wasit skis and free heels...

 

[garrett.]

5 tail

5 true nose mute

switch 5

 

[frampton]

whurs da jumps at

 

[garrett.]

horshoe, and i switch 5ed the little cat track thingy by chair 4 haha

 

[alaskakid]

Birch has some sick jumps set up right now.

 

[alaskakid]

Oh and i rode at -15/-20 temperatures. coldest of the year so far.

 

[masta_LE3B]

indeed, very cold it was

 

[loganimlach]

cold shmold

 

[alaskakid]

fuuuck its not warming up, but slowly cooling down. In 1 week exactly ill be in hawaii though...

 

[masta_LE3B]

in one week exactly, it better warm up

 

[alaskakid]

Pfft. -40 tonight. greaaaat. high of -15 bellow for weekends though, so I hope birch or even moose will be open.

 

[garrett.]

getting my license is a good trick

 

[masta_LE3B]

dude its like 5 degrees right now!

 

[garrett.]

it snowed all day

and i learned how to land IN a crevasse, yeah top that

 

[masta_LE3B]

yaaa, nice nice, sounds so sick, rite now we got a 40 foot rail at birch

 

[garrett.]

picnic is insane right now.. gabe fuckin aired to the flat off it today

and i also saw billy do the gayest flailed no grab penis steeze 10 today

 

[alaskakid]

um...?

actually i thought so to, but i guess they didnt set it up.

 

[masta_LE3B]

im so dissapionted, i thought they did, but i guess i was misinformed by someone  (that i will not mention). but all of the jumps are way smoother, so its nice

 

[Calb3rt]

god damn bobby, the way your on my nuts must really hurt your knees.

 

[garrett.]

south:

3 tail

7 tail

misty 7 to DEATH

switch 5

 

[alaskakid]

hahaha pwnd

 

[masta_LE3B]

ok so me and josh set this nice log tap thingy. ok so this log that fell over this gap and we set up a jump to tail tap over it. well josh made it, did fine. i went off and sorta lost my balance and one leg went over the log the other went under and i flipped over the log falling like 5 feet, now my shin is so bruied i feel lucky my leg didnt break, i was going like 20 mp/h

 

[alaskakid]

^ sigh bobby, its a good thing you were wearing your red helmet that day

 

[masta_LE3B]

i wasnt wearin a helmet actually, but  did wear my doper ec hat though

 

[garrett.]

dub true nose SPREAD to the flats off the big side of picnic

 

[masta_LE3B]

dub spread eagle

 

[Calb3rt]

 

[alaskakid]

Holy shit! I hope my blends don't do that. Warranty that shit, line will defintely replace it.

Just out of curiosity, did it just randomly delam that much or did you crash or what?

 

[Calb3rt]

i dont think your blends will ever do anything of this nature. it was a fluke,
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/340247/

 

[alaskakid]

Ah I see. Tis a good thing. I got a hang of them more because I skied them at moose (which suuuuuucks btw).

 

[garrett.]

dirty 3

nose butter 5

 

[masta_LE3B]

wahts a DIRTY 3? and where do you ski? i thought anchorage had no park?

 

[garrett.]

dirty is switch unnatural. i ski at alyeska, we have no park but we have natural features as always

 

[loganimlach]

pretzels all four ways... FINALLY. fuck it took me long enough. im not very consistent with my left 270 on right 270 off's though.

 

[alaskakid]

burnt chest JEA

 

[garrett.]

pole to eye socket

 

[seandon21]

ive been skiing like 20 times already and my knee hasnt gotten hurt again.... if that doesnt top the trick charts i dont know what does.
and who are all these gay little kids in the ak forum now? ive been absent for too long aparently

 

[garrett.]

alaskakid and bobbyfaggot are in fairbanks

 

[masta_LE3B]

reppin birch hill, and deffedning all that is good in life...

 

[loganimlach]

bobby the only thing that you attempt to defend is your butthole, and by the sound of it, youre not very good at that.

 

[loganimlach]

10 for 17 today with left 270 on right 270 out.

 

[garrett.]

how are you with right 270 on left 270 out?

 

[alaskakid]

thanks

 

[loganimlach]

like 4 for 7 last time i tried with right 270 on left 270 out. right 270's on are wierd. they are kinda sloppy i get all crazy armed.

 

[Calb3rt]

pretzels are hard as shit on boxes. me and russell spent a couple hours trying them the other day at birch because they dont really have any rails set up. i know i can do them, they are just a bitch. i have gotten switch pretz but those are easy and i have switch butter 270 to pretz but they arnt nearly as difficult as a regular mother fucking pretzel, why the hell do they have to be so niggerin difficult.